Happy Massage SA - Avoid, Avoid, Avoid - Massage Parlor Reviews Forum

tth4w · #1 January 12th, 2018

Do not go to Happy Massage in downtown Santa Ana - 2209 Main. I repeat, do not go. I just posted my review and it's pending. I'm surprised nobody has warned any of the users about this place yet. Long story, short... No HE, fat and ugly chola girl, place is a dump, scary neighborhood, pretty much a nightmare. I used the Advanced Search on here before I went and saw nothing about this place, so I decided to TOFTT in hopes of finding a new ATF. Fail.

OkiOpai · #2 January 12th, 2018

Well, thanks for the heads up, you probably saved some bros time and money...

tth4w · #3 January 12th, 2018

No worries. The new guy on the website has to do his part.

stockholm · #4 January 13th, 2018

Agreed. That location has been a massage parlour since 1999 under different owners. At times it was ok. there were some hot Viets who ran it in the early 2000's. Now it's a beaner run scam. You are lucky you didn't get stabbed or carjacked. Just totally avoid Stabba Ana from now on. There are better places in the normal parts of OC

tth4w · #5 January 13th, 2018

I know there are better places, as I've read a lot of reviews since I joined. I really wanted to find something new to report on, hopefully thinking I could strike gold. Gonna treat myself to a 5-star reviewed provider after that nightmare. I'm still haunted by the massage girl's crying baby. Forgot to mention in my review that the massage room doors had peepholes on them, from the outside looking in! Be warned!

OkiOpai · #6 January 13th, 2018

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Originally Posted by tth4w

No worries. The new guy on the website has to do his part.

That's the spirit. Glad to see one of our newer brothers gets it. Welcome to the club.

NELLY · #7 January 15th, 2018

There are good and bad parts in every city, the only place I’ve been in “Santa Ana “ is Fairview and Warner just north of Costa Mesa. SA is usually known for beaners and gangs there are many other cities that are safer. First thing that comes to my mind when I hear SA is Mexico and unless you have a passport stay clear of it, but they do have a few good roach coaches!!!!! Kelly up the good work and stay safe

assaholic · #8 January 16th, 2018

Old timers know that that place has been exposed many, many times here and on the other forum. If it weren't for green mongers, it would have shut its doors long ago. Sorry you had to experience it first hand.

ExecutiveVIP · #9 January 16th, 2018

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Originally Posted by NELLY

There are good and bad parts in every city, the only place I’ve been in “Santa Ana “ is Fairview and Warner just north of Costa Mesa. SA is usually known for beaners and gangs there are many other cities that are safer. First thing that comes to my mind when I hear SA is Mexico and unless you have a passport stay clear of it, but they do have a few good roach coaches!!!!! Kelly up the good work and stay safe

You probably think of yourself as "the least racist person."

I have a friend who's a judge and lives in the Floral Park neighborhood of Santa Ana. He has a stately home surrounded by other stately homes and friendly professional neighbors. Most of Santa Ana isn't as you portray it. Gentrification is in full force there, so you need to re-examine your prejudices from 10+ years ago.

tth4w · #10 January 16th, 2018

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Originally Posted by assaholic

Old timers know that that place has been exposed many, many times here and on the other forum. If it weren't for green mongers, it would have shut its doors long ago. Sorry you had to experience it first hand.

I searched 2209 Main on the forums and the Advanced Search. I got 0 results, so
i figured it was a TOFTT situation. Boy, did I ever TOFTT.