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Kelly
(12 reviews)
5 Unique Visitors
3 Today
Company: Not specified
Spa Hours: mon, wed, fri
Phone: 818-980-6777
City: San Fernando Valley, CA
Escorts
Provider Id: 87462
Door Fee: $30/hour
Website: http://,,
PAYMENT OPTION: CASH ONLY $30/hour
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Profile Analytics
5
Unique Visitors
3
Views Today
0%
Repeat Client Rate
2
Regular Customers
12
Total Reviews
Provider Details
Ethnicity: Hispanic : Japanese
Eye Color: Brown
Age: 26-29
Hair Length: 5
Hair Color: Gray
Build: Average
Height: 5'6"-5'8"
Breast Size: A
Tattoos: Not specified
Breast Implants: No
Piercings: Not specified
Work Schedule: Monday,Tuesday,Wednessday,Thursday,Friday,Saturday,Sunday
Category: Not specified
Services
Lick The Kitty: No
FS (Full Service): No
Kissing: Not specified
Touch The Kitty: Not specified
BJ: Not specified
Massage: Not specified
Shower Together: Unknown
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Anonymous Reviewer
Member 0 posts Member since N/A
Oct 30, 2018
42
3
Overall Rating
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
1.0/5.0
Tip: $N/A
Company Rating: N/A
Date Saw: N/A
I picked the absolute worst time to go here...
I picked the absolute worst time to go here. It was Sunday evening about 7 and there is a church/place of worship kitty corner to this place and there were thousands of cars and people meandering about. Had I known, I would have stayed home but since I was already here, I went in. I had called prior to driving out there and asked to make an appointment for 7p. I was told I didn't need an appointment. So I go there and guess what? I had to wait 20 minutes. That in itself wasn't too bad but when another monger came in about 5 minutes after me and he had to wait as well, it was a bit awkward. Finally, about 715p, Kelly came to the window and took my house fee. She told me it was $30 for 30 minutes. I asked if I could do the hour for $45 and of course she said NO PROBLEM! She took me back to a room and I saw another "masseuse" there who was very hot and wearing a leopard pattered mini dress. Kelly was wearing jean shorts and a t-shirt. I get on the table and a few minutes later, Kelly comes in and starts the rub. Doorbell rings 30 seconds later so she has to answer it. This happened 4 times throughout the massage. Kelly spoke decent English and we seemed to communicate okay. She had me flip after about 10 minutes and asked what I wanted. First she made the HJ motion and then the BJ motion. I asked about the FS option and was told "You can't afford it." Are you kidding me? Then she quotes me $ for BJ and .8 for HJ. I told her I was fine with just the massage. She then reconsidered and offered me HJ for .6 but no touching. Again, I declined. After another minute or two, she told me HJ for .6 and she would let me play with her titties. I agreed so she made me get up and get her the money. She lifted up her top and showed me a very nice set of titties that I started to squeeze. She also had quite the pooch belly which was really a turn off. Anyways, Jr. was rising to the occasion and all was right with the world...until the damn door chime went off again and she had to go answer the door. She left me in mid stroke! She came back in a few minutes and we started over again however, now all of a sudden her nipples were too ticklish to touch so I was only allowed to grope her actual breasts. No nipple touching allowed! I finally was able to shoot my load and, right on cue, the door chime went off again. Of course she had to tend to it and as I laid there waiting for the clean up, I was wondering what else could go wrong with this session. Asked and answered as Kelly came back in to clean me up with dry paper towels. I looked at the clock and saw that I at least had another 30 minutes left so I would be able to relax and enjoy the rest of the massage. NOT! I got about 5 more minutes out of her when she told me "FINISH". When I questioned her in regards to time, she said that "their" hour was only a 45 minute hour and if I wanted a real hour, it would be another $20. I tried to tell her that it had only been 35 minutes and suddenly, she no speaky engly anymore. HAHAHAHA! Joke was definitely on me. I've been doing this for 20 years and this had to be one of the poorer experiences I've had. I think I'll stick with my laundry ladies and milfs because I get much better treatment from them. All this being said, the only way I would EVER go back to this place would be to bang the one in the leopard dress.
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Anonymous Reviewer
Member 0 posts Member since N/A
Oct 2, 2018
42
4
Overall Rating
4.0/5.0
Service Quality
4.0/5.0
Tip: $N/A
Company Rating: N/A
Date Saw: N/A
Kelly was very attentive and fun...
Kelly was very attentive and fun. As this is a new place, I don't want to go into too many details and get anyone in trouble. I will say that I think a full menu is available, and you will not leave unhappy.
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3 days
Active viewing days in last 30 days
Repeat Client Rate
20%
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+100%
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Massage Quality
72%
Professionalism
71%
Atmosphere
70%
Value for Money
72%
Description Accuracy
72%

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4364
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Cross-Provider Performance
-1%

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29 power reviewers
Service: 4/5
Attitude: 4/5
Looks: 4/5
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5 unique visitors
Total Views: 5
Avg Visits: 1.2
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Occasional Reviewer: 22
First Time: 201

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