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Lana
(7 reviews)
4 Unique Visitors
1 Today
Company: Not specified
Spa Hours: mon, wed, fri
Phone: 917-279-9388
City: New York, CA
Address: 54 st 2nd
PAYMENT OPTION: CASH ONLY $150/hour
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Profile Analytics
4
Unique Visitors
1
Views Today
0%
Repeat Client Rate
0
Regular Customers
7
Total Reviews
Provider Details
Ethnicity: Light Skinned
Eye Color: Green
Age: 30-33
Hair Length: 5
Hair Color: Black
Build: Plus Size
Height: 5'6"-5'8"
Breast Size: B
Breast Implants: No
Piercings: Not specified
Work Schedule: Monday,Tuesday,Wednessday,Thursday,Friday,Saturday
Category: Not specified
Services
Lick The Kitty: Unknown
FS (Full Service): No
Touch The Kitty: Unknown
Massage: Not specified
Shower Together: Yes
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Anonymous Reviewer
Member 0 posts Member since N/A
Jun 8, 2008
31
4
Overall Rating
4.0/5.0
Service Quality
5.0/5.0
Tip: $N/A
Company Rating: N/A
Date Saw: N/A
Called Lana...
Called Lana. Had to try a few times. Her english is not too good so its hard to understand her. She was very sweet over the phone so I figure that was a good sign. Made an appointment for 3 in the afternoon. Called from the address she gave me and was directed a few doors down to her apt. Nice studio apt, music etc. She was all dressed up in heels and super hot outfit that accentuated her assets. I had to get naked right away before she would talk to me . Then I got a great sensual massage on the bed her nude rubbing all over, then we finished in the shower with the soapy ending. I will DEFINETELY be back!
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Anonymous Reviewer
Member 0 posts Member since N/A
Apr 21, 2008
31
4
Overall Rating
4.0/5.0
Service Quality
5.0/5.0
Tip: $N/A
Company Rating: N/A
Date Saw: N/A
She works out of a private apt on 54 st...
She works out of a private apt on 54 st. Looks like a latina Cameron Diaz, in her mid 30's. English skills not great so be patient when calling for an appointment. Once shes ok with you ..make sure to strip down when you get inside, she is very affectionate. Does a nude bodyslide on the bed ands then finishes in the shower. You and her nude and lubed up. Fukin fantastic. She wants 100 half hour and 150 for the hour...I reccomend the hour. her pics are on geocities.com/lanabodyrub
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Provider Performance & Trends

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Visit Frequency
3 days
Active viewing days in last 30 days
Repeat Client Rate
0%
Visitors who viewed more than once
Popularity Trend
+100%
Monthly popularity change
Expert Provider Score
3.6
Provider score from experienced reviewers

Visit Frequency Over Time

Service Quality Breakdown

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Key Service Metrics

Massage Quality
73%
Professionalism
77%
Atmosphere
73%
Value for Money
73%
Description Accuracy
73%

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Provider Ranking
4253
out of 7439 providers
Cross-Provider Performance
+1.5%

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Power Reviewer Consensus
6 power reviewers
Service: 4/5
Attitude: 3/5
Looks: 3/5
First-Time vs Repeat Visitors
4 unique visitors
Total Views: 4
Avg Visits: 1
Reviewer Type Analysis
Occasional Reviewer: 1
First Time: 50

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