I was in the Santa Ana area and decided to try my luck at Happy. The parking lot is not very discrete & the pavement is very gravely. I walk in and there are 3 girls hanging out in the lobby. The only one that caught my attention was Lisa. Older, light skinned, thicky Asian lady. She was sitting at the desk with her feet up on the table. I asked if she was available and she said yes. She escorted me to the room. There was nowhere really to put my clothes. Used the small stool to stack my clothes and also the hanger on the door which had several different lady outfits lol. Anyway, Lisa begins a lame massage. No oil, no technique and no tease. On the flip she asks what I want and how much I’ll tip her. The lack of a decent massage combined with the haggling really dissuaded me from staying and playing. I tipped her $10 since she used her smartphone flashlight to help me find my clothes and get dressed in the pitch black room. Its visits like this that make me wanna get out of mongering for good. But maybe all I need is a good palette cleanser lol.

Went here after my with another provider moved my appointment back. Wasn't impressed with her rubbing and pushing as a massage. She wanted 120 I countered with 100, but should have just taken the hj. She laid there bored and then I put her in doggie and still pounding away until she just finished me off with a hj. These old ladies thinking they should get more is getting out of hand.

Had seen previews form this place and since I was in the area decided to check it out. Place is located in a small shopping plaza off of Warner Blvd in Santa Ana. It's a massage place but it's basically a bordello! I went in and saw three ladies with short mini skirts sitting there , two looked older but Lisa looked a bit younger and better. Paid 40 for 30min, was in the room quickly and ready for action. She Came in asked what I want and asked for 3x40, I said 2x50 and she agreed. She doesn’t do massage so She went straight to the work . Did cbj until made it hard, then jumped on it and ride it very rough for few minutes . I almost lost the excitement so I told her please just take it easy and don't rush me! The more you put pressure on me the later I cum, I told her that! We then switched to doggy for few min , then finished missionary and I unloaded on top of her full bush. She is in a chubby side but she has cute face and nice bbs. During the 20 Minutes session she had 3 phone calls , few text messages and right after we finished she was dressed and left the room for he next customer who was waiting for her on the other room . Over all she is nice but all she wants is to make it quickly, so she doesn’t mind to rush you. Didn't really enjoy it and didn't see a better option there when I was leaving , so probably won't go back again

I was just horned up so laid down face up. She came in and started right in on the bbbj. That went on for a while so I fingered her pussy to lube her up. Then she tried the climb on with no condom and I backed her off. Got the cover and she rode CG for a bit. Flipped to standing Mish and thats when I caught the smell. Just nasty stank and immediately I was out. Told her in not going to finish, wiped down with the warm rags, sprayed alcohol all over everything and dried off. Holey cow that was a stinker. Dropped $60 because I did stick it in, but JCGAM, never again.

Oh I miss Amy and others! I walked in Lisa was sitting at the entrance, legs on the table with beaver in sight! Seriously. She looked slutty enough, dressed slutty enough and tried flirting by saying "you want me"? I paid for the hour but got up and dressed after 13 miserable minutes of a lousy massage. We will just say there wasn't any "chemistry" between us. It happens but after reading some of your other reviews about this experience I see it was not a fluke. Really pissed her off with a $10.00 tip- I should have asked for change!!