Ex-Boyfriends Jokes

[Khushbooriya]

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a condom?
A: Condoms have changed. They're no longer thick and insensitive!
Q: Why are Boyfriends like parking spaces?
A: The good ones are already taken!
Q: What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?
A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked.
Q: What does a penis and a boyfriend have in common?
A: All men have one! Girlfriend: Wanna see a magic trick? Boyfriend: Sure, babe. Girlfriend: BAM! You're single.
Q. How can you tell if your boyfriend is happy?
A. Who cares?
Q. When would you want a man's company?
A. When he owns it!
Q. How do you get your boyfriend to do sit-ups?
A. Put the remote control between his toes.
Q: What book do women like the most?
A: "Their boyfriends paycheck!"
Q: Why do only 10 percent of boyfriends make it to heaven?
A: Because if they all went, it would be called hell.
Q: How can you tell when your boyfriend is well hung?
A: When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for boyfriends?
A: It changes their DNA.
Q: Why are boyfriends like cars?
A: Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming.

[chanceforester]

Excellent Behavior!