Best Funny Jokes

[Khushbooriya]

Q: Why did God give men penises?
A: So they'd have at least one way to shut their girlfriends up.
Q: Why is a girlfriend like a laxative?
A: They both irritate the shit out of you.
Q: Why did God invent the yeast infection?
A: So your girlfriend know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt.
Q: How do you turn your girlfriend into an elephant?
A: Marry Her!
Q: What do you call a woman who loves small dicks?
A: Hopefully your girlfriend.
Q: What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless.
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None, it should be opened when your girlfriend brings it to you.
Q: What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig?
A: A girlfriend that won't do what she's told.
Q: What does fucking your girlfriend and cooking an egg in the microwave have in common?
A: Both end with a loud, annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean up.
Q: What’s the difference between a Catholic girlfriend and a Jewish girlfriend?
A: A Catholic girlfriend has real orgasms and fake jewelry.