amp pregnancy trap?

[chanceforester]

Originally Posted by herbaltea92

I swear I am not trolling and that I legitimately concerned

Herb:

Please check your cell phone and credit card receipts: WE have been tracking you. Your semen is important to us, but your on-line usage is more important.

We have fathered several children from your seed already. We have also collected your vital personal information and have purchased several undisclosed islands with your credit information. Please immediately check our LifeLock account. Enter the code "Putin Commie Bastard" for a discount.

This has been a public service announcement of the former Socialist Republic of the Slovakian/Mongolian enterprise for world domination/peace.

Your calls will be directed to a fax machine....

[DMan5000]

Originally Posted by asiansam

Don't feed the trolls!

Too late!!

[DMan5000]

Dude!!!

I can tell you are really, really, really and I mean really new to this and I'm not just talking about about just mongering either. Just take a deep breath, let it out and relax. It is the girl's job to make you cum and take the tissue, towel or condom after you blow your load. They are not storing it anywhere and your boys were sent to the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Believe it or not this is a great time in you life starting mongering and years from now you will laugh just like alot of guys were after they read your post. With that said, happy mongering and don't be afraid to ask question.