411 cute Asian Trans Girl don't get fooled

[ichi the killer]

Just kidding. ichi is a straight shooter. Except when Tricky Thai Ladyboy confuses Ichi. Thats why I like Korean places. You hardly ever find Korean ladyboys at Momo or New Total Health

[Ravzayan]

Originally Posted by arsenthearmenian

Here is the one my friend saw.
About 2 years ago.
First she was in the Transsexual area. When business was slow she switched to the regular escort section. The ad above is an old add that was used after she got caught.


http://www.theeroticarchive.com/xrp2yRGyva/

http://www.losangelessuperads.com/ma...-809-5587.aspx

The phone number attached to this ad has multiple providers. Some declaredly TS and some appear fully females with yet others unclear.

[arsenthearmenian]

Originally Posted by Ravzayan

The phone number attached to this ad has multiple providers. Some declaredly TS and some appear fully females with yet others unclear.

Well my friend was tricked.
I told him to investigate.
Oh well it was about 3 years ago.
I never seen him so pissed in my life.

But hey that is what you do when you think with your dick. LOL!

[chanceforester]

Originally Posted by ichi the killer

I did not realize I was latent homosexual till after my 4th date with Honey.

Absolutely hilarious. There was a Samoan "chick" in Hawaii once that I almost took nearly 20 years ago. I picked her up off the street. Tight pink mini skirt, great ass...really. As I was talking to her a bro I knew came up and led me away. So, later I took a Portagee chick. Much later in the night I passed down an alley and saw the Samoan sucking off some other poor haole guy....LOL!

[Hugh G. Rexion]

The funniest run in with TS was when I had garage sale at my mom's house and my kids were helping me with it and a 6ft 6 tranny gets out of its car and starts browsing around. Fully dressed in heals and make up on a saturday morning....he/she bought a few things and split and we all sorta lol'd and said what was that.

[hornyag101]

Originally Posted by ichi the killer

I accidentaly was with a tranny one time in Hollywood at Sawadi {RIP sawadi} I took it with a grain of salt actually. I asked the papasan on the phone "who is working?" I did not know the names. I asked for "a pretty one" I got there and the gay papasan intoduced me to "Honey" and actually she was pretty.

I got a massage some ball play [my balls] and a handjob till I came. I was kind of in denial that she was a tranny. I was looking into her eyes and she seemed to be trying to communicate something to me unspoken. I was not getting it.

I walked out with Honey after I came and clean up got dressed cup of water walk of shame. I was gazing at her eyes still. I noticed 2 of the other girls [real girls] were talking hush in thai and kind of looked at us and laughed a little. "Look! Its a gay biker boy! Ichi and Honey sitting in a tree. Does Ichi know Honey stands when she pee's?" They probably whispered in thai as Honey came out with me to admire my motorcycle.

I figured it out on the way home. I was like WTF? Oh well, jokes on me. I sure busted a good nut though. Felt so good. Stress out. She was pretty and sexy. I did not try to get her clothes off. We did not kiss. It was just a oily hand job with balls massage 2 handed and it sure felt good. Honey knew how to stroke a cock and work those balls till I came. Not a rush job just a nice thorough orgasm that made my toes curl. I tipped her high like I always do. Later I was not mad. I kind of thought it was amusing. Those devious thai people.

That line made me laugh so loud the GF asked me what was so funny and came over to take a look. You almost got me busted Ichi but luckily I was able to scramble, close the tab and open the joke my cousin sent me in an email. I am still chuckling and she thinks I am odd as the joke wasn't that funny to her to elicit such a loud laugh.

Here is the joke that saved my bacon:

LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN!

The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'

The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating'.

Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was 'fascinated.' The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.

Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'

The teacher sat down and cried.

[arsenthearmenian]

Originally Posted by hornyag101

That line made me laugh so loud the GF asked me what was so funny and came over to take a look. You almost got me busted Ichi but luckily I was able to scramble, close the tab and open the joke my cousin sent me in an email. I am still chuckling and she thinks I am odd as the joke wasn't that funny to her to elicit such a loud laugh.

Here is the joke that saved my bacon:

LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN!

The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'

The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating'.

Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was 'fascinated.' The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.

Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'

The teacher sat down and cried.

Than was pretty good.

[NicetoKnow]

Can a male Post-Op TS have his "Y" Chromosome removed and replaced with the "X" Chromosome he would need to become a she? (Just saying...)

[ichi the killer]

Technically no. Can't replace Y chromosome with X. There are different shades of masculine and feminine though. I have known some very tough masculine type women. My first wife was sexy and pretty but also she was a fighter. She loved combat. She was very good at fighting. Not afraid of any opponent. In contrast I have known some very bitchy feminine type men also.

[chanceforester]

Originally Posted by ichi the killer

Technically no. Can't lace Y chromosome with x. There are different shades of masculine and feminine though. I have known some very tough masculine type women. My first wife was sexy and pretty but also she was a fighter. She loved combat. She was very good at fighting. Not afraid of any opponent. In contrast I have known some very bitchy feminine type men also.

Oh just thhhhtop it Ichi.....