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you laugh a little on the inside when a non-monger friend gets p-whipped over a girl who would score 3-stars on this site

or when people try to set you up with "nice" girls and can't understand why your not interested
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when moving to a third world country really sounds like a good idea
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when pros introduce you to their kids as "my friend..."
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when you get up in the middle of a massage to take a shit, and come back and lift your ass up looking for the reach-under
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when you meet a new masseuse, but she already knows you
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when spending $50 to TOFFT and getting nothing still feels productive and not a complete waste of money. But spending $5 at the drive-thru and realizing they forgot the $1 cheeseburger really makes you feel scammed and wrecks your day.
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when you have a completely separate wardrobe and different fashion to go mongering in, so no one will recognize you driving by
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when u run into a pro you haven't seen in a while and she tells you she just got married, your response is something like "great, so where do you work now?"
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Hey, Sol! Good ones! Lol
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Yes Sol good stuff. And all true.
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