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All the below are classic and absolutely right on: I want to add one: "You know you're a monger when"...in the back of your mind you figure that all the Asian chicks at work have potential and you figure that with the right persuasion and $$ you could make it happen...a real story. One day at work I was complaining about my back and one of the younger Asian office gals offered to walk my back (she used to do for her brother)....Damn I wish I had an office and not a cube!
You know you're a monger when you enjoy the thrill of seeing how far you can push the sexual envelope with 40-year-old-plus Asian women in legit massage parlors instead getting a passionless FS session from a younger Asian girl. You know you're a monger when you're reading the forums on MPR on Christmas. I recently had a chance to workout at the L.A. Fitness in Monterey Park and the clientel is mostly asian, so I guess my point is ,you know you a monger if you wonder if every asian female between 20 & 50 works in an amp. You know you're a monger when you slow down while driving past every strip mall to see if there's an AMP there. You know you're a monger when you slow down while driving past every strip mall to see if there's an AMP there. Or the girl you are dating asks you to buy the small water bottles and put them in her trunk...hehe You know you're a monger when the girls give you an Asian nick name and EVERYONE in the MP knows you by that name...even girls you have never met! Years ago my Korean nick name was San-gee which means "mouse" (maybe because I'm so cute? or more likely because I'm hung like a mouse) but all the K-girls at that place called me San-gee and even girls that worked at other places that were friends with the ones there knew me as San-gee. Now I have a Chinese nick name that I can't say here or all the China girls at several MP will know who MPKid is! 
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#32
December 30th, 2013
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The House Fee and Tip in separate pockets hits home like a mudder fudder!
I actually go one step further - house fee in exact denominations in the left pocket; MINIMUM tip in rear right, and in the left rear - additional tip...just in case she over performs or is a newbie that's game for 'everything'. Great thread! Quote:
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January 2nd, 2014
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This happened to me just last Sunday night. I was at Cheesecake factory and in the booth across from us was a young good looking white guy with an older mid-late 30's FOB Chinese lady. You know you're a monger when you keep thinking "I wonder which MP he pulled her out of and does she do HJ, FS???" The other funny thing was she ate EVERYTHING! They were sharing a giant plate of pasta and he hardly ate any. You know a white girl would never eat like that in front of her date...then the other surprise was SHE paid! I know this isn't a surprise to most of us that have dated MP girls because they will often pay for the meals but it sure isn't normal in the regular dating world. Now it makes me want to go around to the MPs in the area to see if I can find her LOL So my question is: Any monger here at Cheesecake factory last Sunday?
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#37
January 16th, 2014
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Your skin is always always moist and smooth, never dry.
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January 23rd, 2014
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I was at Costco yesterday and I saw a MMS looking late 40's early 50's woman pushing her cart out and the only thing she bought was 4 large buckets of laundry soap and 4-5 cases of little water bottles... You know you're a monger when you notice this....YOU'RE really a monger when you want to ask her where her MP is!
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#40
January 23rd, 2014
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