Too OLD for this?

[ExecutiveVIP]

Originally Posted by 57chevy

I am nearing 60, am I too old for this way of life: checking out MP's, new escorts, Backpage, etc?

By the time I'm your age I'll be planning and making arrangements for my retirement in Thailand and the Philippines. I'll have my whole week scheduled ahead with soapy massages, bars, and whatever they call the "second wife" deal in Thailand...I'll probably have at least 3 of those for times when I get tired of hookers.

I'll probably get bored of that Asian vibe in 1 to 2 years, at which time I'll repeat the same thing in the Dominican Republic, or some other Latin American country.

[WetWillie]

One of the AMPs I go to, the provider mentioned one of their regulars is 82. Rock on!

[olddude]

Originally Posted by 57chevy

I am nearing 60, am I too old for this way of life: checking out MP's, new escorts, Backpage, etc?

I have a few years on you... and if your missing it and confused it is time to move on and start looking else where..

Sure $30 and $40 sessions are good to kill time and 99% of the usual massage spas are scripted, routine, dull. The girls have a routine and that is the problem... it gets boring... I suggest going after something more "interesting"... There are places -listed here on MPreviews or othersites - with women in their 40s or 50s- that know how to carry-on a conversation, spend an hour with a man, know how to flirt, and do enjoy exchanging of body fluids. They need attention as much as you want attention, capitalize on it -both of you!! And it is not unusual for one of these ladies to recommend a friend. Not talking about dating but at places listed here. PS my 1961 Chey was the best car I ever bought!

[MPkid]

Originally Posted by WetWillie

One of the AMPs I go to, the provider mentioned one of their regulars is 82. Rock on!

Customer or employee? LOL

[RoyalCrown]

Originally Posted by MPkid

Customer or employee? LOL

Good one, LOL!

[mikesan1]

57Chevy
Previous generations pre-Viagra and Cialis were hopeless if the plane couldn't get off the ground anymore but we live at the greatest time with the miracles of scientific innovation at our disposal.
BTW Cialis is more money but works a heck of a lot better than Viagra.
I swear by it and never leave home with out it.
Happy hunting.

[Richard Boinkwell]

Beware vain habits. As a young man it's easy enough to pass off a bad trip to a "scarlet woman", but the older you get the more damage it does to your psyche. And you really do know that these younger girls are, beneath their act, grossed out by prune-faced prune-skinned old men. Take an honest look in the mirror--or if you cannot be objective, watch Midnight Cowboy. Do you want to become that old codger getting a bj on the bed?
As for the ED pills, they all have uncomfortable side effects, and they DO NOT help you to ejaculate. Soon your testosterone levels will be so low you will barely be able to come at all, in fact you will start to lose all interest in sex. Look at that as a great epoch passed--you will be free at last, free at last from that mind-altering slave-driving master that makes you do such stupid things and waste so much time and spirit.

[Inspector_Lee]

Originally Posted by Richard Boinkwell

Beware vain habits. As a young man it's easy enough to pass off a bad trip to a "scarlet woman", but the older you get the more damage it does to your psyche. And you really do know that these younger girls are, beneath their act, grossed out by prune-faced prune-skinned old men. Take an honest look in the mirror--or if you cannot be objective, watch Midnight Cowboy. Do you want to become that old codger getting a bj on the bed?
As for the ED pills, they all have uncomfortable side effects, and they DO NOT help you to ejaculate. Soon your testosterone levels will be so low you will barely be able to come at all, in fact you will start to lose all interest in sex. Look at that as a great epoch passed--you will be free at last, free at last from that mind-altering slave-driving master that makes you do such stupid things and waste so much time and spirit.

Free, if you have the right attitude. Some old guys who can't get it up with a crane still eat V like they were Skittles and desperately try to shove their limp dicks into some poor pussy, only to have to give up and settle for a long HJ that still won't get them off, but will give some girl carpal tunnel syndrome for her efforts. Some guys can't let go, still have something left to prove after all these years, and will have a miserable, self-esteem-bashing old age. I thought my world had ended when I got prostate cancer and then had surgery to remove it. It didn't change my sex drive, but it sure put a damper on my performance, and orgasms sure weren't what they used to be either. In retrospect, I'm almost glad I lost my prostate, as it did put some brakes on my out of control mongering, though not completely. Now, some years later, I rarely monger, and don't miss it all that much. But I do enjoy the extra money that I don't spend on store-bought sex. Eventually, hopefully, you will have enough memories to keep you going and self-esteem that won't require constant reinforcement. Good luck to everyone in their old age.