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[MPkid]

Has anyone ever heard of this place? http://vikingexoticresort.com/

I know there are a zillion of these over priced all inclusive whore resorts and only someone with more money than brains would go to one of these places but if they were priced somewhere close to fair market value for the place you need to go to get it they might be kinda fun.

[Libertine]

Originally Posted by MPkid

Has anyone ever heard of this place? http://vikingexoticresort.com/

I know there are a zillion of these over priced all inclusive whore resorts and only someone with more money than brains would go to one of these places but if they were priced somewhere close to fair market value for the place you need to go to get it they might be kinda fun.

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[un camacho]

as a captive customer you have no recourse. it doesn't sounds like a good idea. might as well spend the money here.

[Lector]

i also heard one guy organizing these for Columbia. For suckers too afraid of a real adventure i guess.
If you're in Germany, sure, go to the FKK, but in the Carribbean islands or South America, go for it, girls are everywhere, and better looking...

[marsean]

Originally Posted by camp

as a captive customer you have no recourse. it doesn't sounds like a good idea. might as well spend the money here.

The idea is intriguing and it may be a very good time although expensive. The choice process seems a little murky; maybe they have a lineup of sorts when it is time to switch? I would rather go to those destinations and enjoy a free form experience from my own hotel or explore back at home and branch out to new places, parlors and escorts. But Hey... Major Kudos to both MPKid and Libertine for putting up something new to consider, for some it may be a good answer to try. Who knows it may be a most cherished time looking back, especially if it turns out you really like it.

[marsean]

Originally Posted by camp

as a captive customer you have no recourse. it doesn't sounds like a good idea. might as well spend the money here.

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[ExecutiveVIP]

I saw a documentary/reality show on this on youtube, here it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbUqzfZwukI .

The guys arrive on a week stay at the all-inclusive whore resort, are offered a lineup to pick a "girlfriend" for their stay (they may exchange her for another girl if it doesn't work out).

To me it seemed like sex tourism for dummies. Why would I want to be tied down to one girl for an entire vacation? I'd want to fuck at least 2 different girls every day at all the bars, massage/jacuzzi parlors, streets, etc.

I would just need to know which hotels are 4 or 5 stars, safe, near all the action, and look the other way when I bring in a "companion" from the outside to my room....two or three times a day!

I stayed at a Ritz Carlton in Puerto Rico about 8 years ago and the manager had a friendly talk with me after the third day of me bringing in different "companion ladies" to the hotel. We came to an agreement that I would ask the girls who were my guests to "dress down" a bit. He could've just been an asshole and kicked me out since these girls weren't registered to the room I was in. I imagine all the prudish 50 year old women that were vacationing with their middle-age husbands didn't like all the attention my "guests" were getting at the hotel lobby, pool, and beach.

By the way, the best way to find the best prostitutes at any vacation destination is to become friendly with the cab drivers. They have all the inside information on this...they always provide the best hook ups. Tip them well, and get their phone # for repeat business, and use them to get your girls to and from the hotel you're at.

[marsean]

Originally Posted by ExecutiveVIP

I saw a documentary/reality show on this on youtube, here it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbUqzfZwukI .

The guys arrive on a week stay at the all-inclusive whore resort, are offered a lineup to pick a "girlfriend" for their stay (they may exchange her for another girl if it doesn't work out).

To me it seemed like sex tourism for dummies. Why would I want to be tied down to one girl for an entire vacation? I'd want to fuck at least 2 different girls every day at all the bars, massage/jacuzzi parlors, streets, etc.

I would just need to know which hotels are 4 or 5 stars, safe, near all the action, and look the other way when I bring in a "companion" from the outside to my room....two or three times a day!

I stayed at a Ritz Carlton in Puerto Rico about 8 years ago and the manager had a friendly talk with me after the third day of me bringing in different "companion ladies" to the hotel. We came to an agreement that I would ask the girls who were my guests to "dress down" a bit. He could've just been an asshole and kicked me out since these girls weren't registered to the room I was in. I imagine all the prudish 50 year old women that were vacationing with their middle-age husbands didn't like all the attention my "guests" were getting at the hotel lobby, pool, and beach.

By the way, the best way to find the best prostitutes at any vacation destination is to become friendly with the cab drivers. They have all the inside information on this...they always provide the best hook ups. Tip them well, and get their phone # for repeat business, and use them to get your girls to and from the hotel you're at.

That was tolerant but also strange of the talk with the manager. Who cares what the prudish 50 year old female guests vacationing with their husbands thought...as was it their business? Seems you raised the intrigue factor by having the hotties with you in the lobby, pool and beach. A little flash can be a lot of fun. I assume they had at least a bikini on at the pool and beach. Hahaha. Good on ya.

[Libertine]

Originally Posted by lectar

i also heard one guy organizing these for Columbia. For suckers too afraid of a real adventure i guess.
If you're in Germany, sure, go to the FKK, but in the Carribbean islands or South America, go for it, girls are everywhere, and better looking...

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[sinner101]

I understand the appeal of these places and have debated dropping the cash but something always stops me. I like the all inclusive resort style and the ability to switch girls but there is a kind of lock down vibe when you read the travel warnings in those areas but I guess that could be said of almost anywhere nowadays. I could never figure out how many rounds you get to go with your girl either do you get one or two pops for the price then have to pay more if you want to try and set a personal best lol. Also I'm not a fan of spending the night with the girl I've been single for to long and enjoy having the bed to myself, the older I get the more I want things my way lol. I want to go on vacation, I want to get laid on my schedule, I want to feel like a kid in a candy shop but I don't want to pay for someone I just met to hang around me all day.