you know you are a monger when......

[DD44DD]

You know you're Monger when you go to visit your acupuncturist who only requires you to strip down to your underwear and put on a gown
. and yet you automatically stripped-down buck naked and lay down without the towel over you

[dupree]

... When you grab an extra towel as you pass the maid's cart.

[ocbuddhahead]

Originally Posted by Ravzayan

You know you are a monger when you fuck your wife and you are mentally composing an MPR-style review of "YMMV, I might not be back"

Thanks, now that's what I'm going to think every time I fuck my wife.

[mopark]

When you look at your bank statement and all ATM transactions are for $200.
When you already budgeted 150 from your next paycheck

[chanceforester]

Originally Posted by ocbuddhahead

Thanks, now that's what I'm going to think every time I fuck my wife.

How'd she do?

[mahalo21]

Originally Posted by ocbuddhahead

Thanks, now that's what I'm going to think every time I fuck my wife.

You could have looked at her reviews first!

[DMan5000]

Originally Posted by solomon

So true! I can't remember how many times I've run out the clock on myself only to be forced to rub one out so I can sleep!!

Too funny and too true!!

[ocbuddhahead]

Originally Posted by chanceforester

How'd she do?

It's been too long I can't remember!

Most of the time it's like a provider that's not into you, get it over with asap. Then there are those rare occasions, which keep me there.

[Chogori]

The checkout girl at the Korean supermarket tells you $34.83 and you feel the need to negotiate the price.

[drpleasure]

You frequent the same girl or amp so many times that instead of a paper cup for your water, you've got your very own drinking mug at the amp that they keep for you.