you know you are a monger when......

[chanceforester]

Originally Posted by solomon

when spending $50 to TOFFT and getting nothing still feels productive and not a complete waste of money. But spending $5 at the drive-thru and realizing they forgot the $1 cheeseburger really makes you feel scammed and wrecks your day.

This one made me laugh out loud cuz it just happened yesterday and I was pissed...it was only french fries....

[Chogori]

Originally Posted by solomon

when you meet a new masseuse, but she already knows you

A new place opened within walking distance of my house. Had to check it out right away. Walk in to find only 2 girls working and I knew them both.

Stopped at a new place on Harbor, walked in and the girl says, "Hi <my name>." 3 girls working and I knew all of them.

[kewlBraad]

Originally Posted by MPkid

I was at Costco yesterday and I saw a MMS looking late 40's early 50's woman pushing her cart out and the only thing she bought was 4 large buckets of laundry soap and 4-5 cases of little water bottles... You know you're a monger when you notice this....YOU'RE really a monger when you want to ask her where her MP is!

I remember reading an article in one of the SGV papers a couple years back that said police were tracking consistent large purchases of napkins and other items (water bottles etc.) from Costco stores to locate possible SGV AMP owners. Sounded very Big Brother. The next week I was at one of my SGV AAMP's that I was fairly friendly with the booker/mms, who happened to be there on my way out the door. Told her this and she looked at me like I was crazy. LoL

[rohancid]

You know you are a monger when every time you hear about covered California, you wonder where you can find bb California.

[ichi the killer]

Originally Posted by kewlbrad

I remember reading an article in one of the SGV papers a couple years back that said police were tracking consistent large purchases of napkins and other items (water bottles etc.) from Costco stores to locate possible SGV AMP owners. Sounded very Big Brother. The next week I was at one of my SGV AAMP's that I was fairly friendly with the booker/mms, who happened to be there on my way out the door. Told her this and she looked at me like I was crazy. LoL

I think LE finds the massage parlors 2 ways mainly. Backpage and the large red/pink neon sign says "Massage" and it says "Open."

That and a good many of those LE hypocrites are mongers themselves. Some how just like the girls compartmentalize what they do "I am not a hooker" The monger/cops rationalize what they do. "I am all powerful. I am a police officer. If I want to break the law and fuck prostitutes and be a law enforcement officer I can because who is going to stop me?"

[chanceforester]

Originally Posted by rohancid

You know you are a monger when every time you hear about covered California, you wonder where you can find bb California.

That is a good one!

[MPkid]

When a Thailand massage with your wife turns in to you getting jacked off while your wife is on the mattress next to you and you just go with it!

[chanceforester]

You know you are a monger when you have a foxy bitch at home and you'll drop a bennie for some strange...

[Ravzayan]

You know you are a monger when you fuck your wife and you are mentally composing an MPR-style review of "YMMV, I might not be back"

[Lector]

Ha! too funny!!

Originally Posted by Ravzayan

You know you are a monger when you fuck your wife and you are mentally composing an MPR-style review of "YMMV, I might not be back"