you know you are a monger when......

[chanceforester]

Yeah...You know you are a monger when your old Asian lady neighbor is out watering her plants and you wait like Bill Murray to see what you can see when she bends over and then when she catches you looking you immediately run inside to jerk off while thinking about an outside the shop meet....she waves to you the next day and your Shirley fantasy begins again...

[Lector]

that's not a monger, that's a sick dude.

[MPkid]

Originally Posted by ggherkin

... when you are at an Asian wedding, and all you can think of while looking at the girls waiting for the dance music to start is "Wow, what a line-up, but where are the tag numbers?"

I was just at a VN wedding and was looking at them all wondering which ones work at an AMP and how can I find out which one??

[Chogori]

You know you're a monger when you can pay for a trip to the MP by recycling all the water bottles in your car. And have money left over for lunch.

[shenyang]

Thats the best one.

[shenyang]

You know your a monger,when you leave a $ 40 dollar tip but say iam only going too give you $39.So you have $1.00 dollar for two jack tacos,on the way home.

[Thrasymedes]

You know you are a monger when, after a hot session, your ATF pulls lunch out of the refrigerator and says, eat, you must be hungry.

[Workswithwood]

You know you are a monger, when your best friends are the sick bastards on this board ! LOL

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[chanceforester]

Originally Posted by lechez

that's not a monger, that's a sick dude.

Hey I resemble that remark!

[dupree]

... when the word "Pepsi" gives you wood.