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You have a reserved parking spot at your ATF's MP
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#92
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.....you make your wife get a hot towel after sex?
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Dude, that's a given!
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Haha, I don't actually have a wife so I wasn't sure
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#95
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u know ur a monger, when ur provider says c'mon widdle lapdog, it's time to go outside and do ur business.
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.......You are ordering takeout and you accidently give your fake monger name and your wife looks at you like WTF?
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Lmao!! Yeah, I've almost done that myself when I'm with my gf. Too funny bro!
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Sorry to bump this but I just joined the site and wanted to share this one: You are late for dinner with your SO to celebrate your 25th anniversary because you got a text from a favorite and stopped off for a nice BBBJ along the way. True story.
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... when you are at an Asian wedding, and all you can think of while looking at the girls waiting for the dance music to start is "Wow, what a line-up, but where are the tag numbers?"
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When you get a hair cut and the girl cutting your hair is a HOT vet , then she gives you the old boob block.
Last edited by AGENT69; October 1st, 2014 at 05:40 PM. |
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