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You know you're Monger when you go to visit your acupuncturist who only requires you to strip down to your underwear and put on a gown
. and yet you automatically stripped-down buck naked and lay down without the towel over you |
#82
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... When you grab an extra towel as you pass the maid's cart.
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#83
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Thanks, now that's what I'm going to think every time I fuck my wife.
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#84
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When you look at your bank statement and all ATM transactions are for $200.
When you already budgeted 150 from your next paycheck |
#85
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How'd she do?
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#86
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You could have looked at her reviews first!
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#87
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Too funny and too true!!
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#88
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It's been too long I can't remember!
Most of the time it's like a provider that's not into you, get it over with asap. Then there are those rare occasions, which keep me there. |
#89
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The checkout girl at the Korean supermarket tells you $34.83 and you feel the need to negotiate the price.
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#90
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You frequent the same girl or amp so many times that instead of a paper cup for your water, you've got your very own drinking mug at the amp that they keep for you.
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