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Cool AMP Latex Trout spotted in Garden Grove

I hit a local AMP the other day searching for new talent and found a fairly attractive Chinese girl that is crossing over from the Nail Salon to picking up 3 days a week in the AMP. Although she is not 18 years old a 90lbs like I typically like them, she is very cute and friendly. Weak untrained massage followed by a transition to a massage to the entertainment center. After I got dressed, I went to use the AMP restroom and then I saw it!!! I spotted an AMP Latex Trout swimming in the toilet. He looked a bit soggy and used. I felt sorry for it since it could only swim in circles there at the AMP so I flushed the toilet and sent him downstream to the sewage treatment plant to join his other friends. I should have taken a picture of him to post here but I don’t take my phone into AMP’s. So, as disgusting as this hobby is I never expected to see a used Latex Trout swimming in the AMP toilet.

Of course being the monger that I am, I will be back to work this AMP girl to broaden her AMP service menu (already got her phone number). Since she lives alone, I am thinking that I am going to try and see if I can book a date at her place (less likely to run into a wild AMP Latex Trout swimming in the bowl there – they scare me).
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Fortunately, there are only one or two AMPs in Garden Grove, so the rest of us should be able to figure out where this place is with no problems. Oh, wait ...

But seriously though, good for you for keeping it fairly quiet. There's a "pounce" mentality that could send her back away from the dark side if too many punters parachuted in.

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If she's dropping used rubbers in the toilet she has crossed 100% to the dark side.
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It was a co-worker that dropped the Latex Trout in the toilet. FS has been on high the menu with 2 previous girls at this AMP. I am sure this girl will cross over to the dark side (so many do), I just want to be the one to help her over the line!
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Fortunately, there are only one or two AMPs in Garden Grove, so the rest of us should be able to figure out where this place is with no problems. Oh, wait ...

But seriously though, good for you for keeping it fairly quiet. There's a "pounce" mentality that could send her back away from the dark side if too many punters parachuted in.

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One or two Amps in GG. What you been smoking? try 50+! 20 on the first 2 pages here!
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One or two Amps in GG. What you been smoking? try 50+! 20 on the first 2 pages here!
Oh, really? With almost no Asian faces appearing anywhere in Garden Grove, I thought I'd have to go up to Simi Valley for an Asian fix.

Translation ... I think you missed the joke, but thanks for caring ...

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Oh, really? With almost no Asian faces appearing anywhere in Garden Grove, I thought I'd have to go up to Simi Valley for an Asian fix.

Translation ... I think you missed the joke, but thanks for caring ...

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And don't you remember the first time you "dated" a provider? Digging through her laundry to steal her filthy thongs while you took an extra long shower while she was in the kitchen?

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All will be forgiven with the next report
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Chance....."the good old days"?? I am thinking next week buddy!!!!!! Finding that filthy used thong is her laundry basket is like dancing in the end zone after making a touchdown. That filthy used thong is a trophy to us mongers and we should have a forum to post pictures of our catch.

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Chance....."the good old days"?? I am thinking next week buddy!!!!!! Finding that filthy used thong is her laundry basket is like dancing in the end zone after making a touchdown. That filthy used thong is a trophy to us mongers and we should have a forum to post pictures of our catch.

Jeans on, jeans off..........jeans on, jeans off.
Bagged this last week. Used but not a thong, tho. An AMP worker from the 562 thought it were getting a little raggedy after removing. She was going to throw it out. I politely asked and I received.

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