BB Creampie

[ExecutiveVIP]

Originally Posted by RoyalCrown

LOL, For a second, a thought I was on USASexGuide.com

If you were on that site, they would've told you the name of a streetwalker on Fig or LBB who will do exactly what is being asked for the price mentioned.

[deezguy]

Originally Posted by Hugh G. Rexion

There are plenty of farm animals that will do it for free

Don't be messin' with my GFs.

[Libertine]

Originally Posted by Hugh G. Rexion

There are plenty of farm animals that will do it for free

my ewe lamb providers are tight and soft and they have the best rates. for tips my sheep just graze out in the pasture for plants and grass

[traveler26]

Originally Posted by RoyalCrown

LOL, For a second, a thought I was on USASexGuide.com

Every other post on the OC section of that site:

"So, I decided to go to this FandSee place and saw some old hag with see cups and got a cheap bbbj..."

Beyond gross.

[MPkid]

Have I been away so long that there is so little to talk about now that the last few regulars here can only joke about newbs and what they ask for?

All I can say is will the last monger here please bring the flag, turnturn out the lights and lock the door behind youyour way out? out..... Thanks!

[Libertine]

Originally Posted by MPkid

All I can say is will the last monger here please bring the flag, turnturn out the lights and lock the door behind youyour way out? out..... Thanks!

don't lock the door, only in hibernation. next one in turn the lights back on and let us know where you raised the flag pole

[RoyalCrown]

Originally Posted by MPkid

Have I been away so long that there is so little to talk about now that the last few regulars here can only joke about newbs and what they ask for?

All I can say is will the last monger here please bring the flag, turnturn out the lights and lock the door behind youyour way out? out..... Thanks!

Hey MPKid, good to see a post from you. The site isn't what it use to be, just saying.

[Bang Qiu]

Amen, bruddas. My work keeps me too damn busy and my wife is monitoring my internet usage...caught me on an Asian porn site. So I gotta do this at 3 am while she's sleeping. Hope she finds a fucking job soon. Not a job fucking, you understand...that would be a cruel twist of fate. ��

[Libertine]

Originally Posted by Bang Qiu

My wife is monitoring my internet usage...caught me on an Asian porn site. So I gotta do this at 3 am while she's sleeping.

it's time to clean up your hard drive and don't forget to have fun at 3:00 am

[ReeperBahn]

Originally Posted by Bang Qiu

Amen, bruddas. My work keeps me too damn busy and my wife is monitoring my internet usage...caught me on an Asian porn site. So I gotta do this at 3 am while she's sleeping. Hope she finds a fucking job soon. Not a job fucking, you understand...that would be a cruel twist of fate. ��

You are married? So, nobody told you that women get married so a sucker can feed and house them, and they will quit their job within 6 months, never to work again?

And if you ever consider divorce, they will give you the " I sacrificed my career for you, I wasted the best years of my life with you" speech.