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Ex-Boyfriends Jokes
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a condom?
A: Condoms have changed. They're no longer thick and insensitive! Q: Why are Boyfriends like parking spaces? A: The good ones are already taken! Q: What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend? A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked. Q: What does a penis and a boyfriend have in common? A: All men have one! Girlfriend: Wanna see a magic trick? Boyfriend: Sure, babe. Girlfriend: BAM! You're single. Q. How can you tell if your boyfriend is happy? A. Who cares? Q. When would you want a man's company? A. When he owns it! Q. How do you get your boyfriend to do sit-ups? A. Put the remote control between his toes. Q: What book do women like the most? A: "Their boyfriends paycheck!" Q: Why do only 10 percent of boyfriends make it to heaven? A: Because if they all went, it would be called hell. Q: How can you tell when your boyfriend is well hung? A: When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose. Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for boyfriends? A: It changes their DNA. Q: Why are boyfriends like cars? A: Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming. |
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Excellent Behavior!
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