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Forum: General Discussion July 12th, 2018
Replies: 18
Views: 3,424
Posted By assaholic
I was on there, on and off for 5 months late last...

I was on there, on and off for 5 months late last year and earlier this year, had plenty of money and time on my hands, worked it as hard as I could. I was not interested in MILFs, just the young...
Forum: General Discussion April 15th, 2018
Replies: 14
Views: 2,220
Posted By assaholic
Stormy Daniels for president. Who's with me?

Stormy Daniels for president. Who's with me?
Forum: General Discussion April 11th, 2018
Replies: 55
Views: 10,404
Posted By assaholic
Yup, just saw that. Back to the dark ages. ...

Yup, just saw that. Back to the dark ages. Effen cunt Trump.
Forum: General Discussion April 9th, 2018
Replies: 3
Views: 1,124
Posted By assaholic
Doesn't this assume that the other country would...

Doesn't this assume that the other country would simply bend to the will of the FBI or a US court? What if it was some no-so-cooperative banana republic? What would happen if someone set up a BP...
Forum: General Discussion March 2nd, 2018
Replies: 3
Views: 1,088
Posted By assaholic
Yes you do, for her benefit and yours, but make...

Yes you do, for her benefit and yours, but make sure it's water based, like Astroglide. Oil based lubes will weaken the condom and cause it to tear.
Forum: Massage 411 January 16th, 2018
Replies: 10
Views: 3,715
Posted By assaholic
Old timers know that that place has been exposed...

Old timers know that that place has been exposed many, many times here and on the other forum. If it weren't for green mongers, it would have shut its doors long ago. Sorry you had to experience it...
Forum: General Discussion January 16th, 2018
Replies: 18
Views: 2,513
Posted By assaholic
Jasmine Thai on Katella tried to pull the same...

Jasmine Thai on Katella tried to pull the same shenanigan on me a couple of weeks ago. I had only been there once before - when they first opened - and from what I recalled, the experience was...
Forum: General Discussion March 1st, 2017
Replies: 52
Views: 8,312
Posted By assaholic
One of the tenets and requirements for the law of...

One of the tenets and requirements for the law of supply demand to apply is that both the consumer and the supplier be rational thinkers. The typical 'supplier' in this hobby is far from rational,...
Forum: General Discussion December 24th, 2016
Replies: 33
Views: 7,874
Posted By assaholic
Community colleges are goldmines. The one near...

Community colleges are goldmines. The one near me, 9 out of 10 are bangable. 1 out of 4 is model material. I wish I knew how to 'tap' into that rich, gold-bearing vein.
Forum: General Discussion December 24th, 2016
Replies: 33
Views: 7,874
Posted By assaholic
Yep, I did that too, LOL. Also, I remember back...

Yep, I did that too, LOL. Also, I remember back in the early days of CL, some of the photos were actually scans of ads in LAXpress. Yes, fake photos were there from the very beginning. At least...
Forum: General Discussion July 19th, 2016
Replies: 15
Views: 4,210
Posted By assaholic
I'm a strict vaginatarian - zero calories. ...

I'm a strict vaginatarian - zero calories. Chinese, Thai, Pinay, Mongolian, they're all good, as long as the ingredients are fresh.
Forum: General Discussion June 26th, 2016
Replies: 46
Views: 11,817
Posted By assaholic
Agreed. Those were the days. I can't believe no...

Agreed. Those were the days. I can't believe no one has yet come up with something to fill the void.
Forum: General Discussion May 28th, 2016
Replies: 15
Views: 3,806
Posted By assaholic
I'll take anything but Kenny G. I can't stand...

I'll take anything but Kenny G. I can't stand the dude and somehow he's become the official AMP artist around here. If some day I find a time machine, first thing I'll do is go back and slip a...
Forum: General Discussion May 19th, 2016
Replies: 47
Views: 12,786
Posted By assaholic
I hope one of these days a savvy provider pulls a...

I hope one of these days a savvy provider pulls a reverse sting and catches one these pigs in the act of planting evidence on hidden video and takes the city and the PD to the cleaners. That would...
Forum: General Discussion November 1st, 2015
Replies: 14
Views: 4,364
Posted By assaholic
Not me. If they threw a fuck fest in my honor...

Not me. If they threw a fuck fest in my honor and lined up all the coffee shop girls in little Saigon, plus their cousins, and therr sisters, and every Thai spinner in Bangkok...my dying words would...
Forum: General Discussion September 12th, 2015
Replies: 25
Views: 7,779
Posted By assaholic
I'd say go with the basics first and if it goes...

I'd say go with the basics first and if it goes well, you can always upgrade mid-session. You should be able to gauge if there is chemistry without blowing your entire savings.

Most I paid was...
Forum: General Discussion September 9th, 2015
Replies: 37
Views: 10,626
Posted By assaholic
I don't mean to be argumentative, but I think...

I don't mean to be argumentative, but I think there's two sides to this coin. I'm self-employed and I don't get paid for any of those things you mentioned either, and I pay taxes through the nose to...
Forum: General Discussion August 10th, 2015
Replies: 14
Views: 4,999
Posted By assaholic
Ditto for central OC, anywhere between 405 and...

Ditto for central OC, anywhere between 405 and 22, as long as it's clean, not too cheesy and under $50 (cash, no CC), would be greatly appreciated.
Forum: General Discussion August 4th, 2015
Replies: 22
Views: 6,689
Posted By assaholic
A little off topic, but a few months back, I semi...

A little off topic, but a few months back, I semi cheated on my ATF. Long story short, 2 days and 3 showers later, after the session, in her cute broken English she said she could smell another...
Forum: General Discussion May 20th, 2015
Replies: 171
Views: 72,876
Posted By assaholic
While I'm sipping on my drink and there's nothing...

While I'm sipping on my drink and there's nothing to watch, why don't I make a couple of observations. What the hell. I'm not on SA (for now at least) because my current ATF takes pretty good care...
Forum: General Discussion April 9th, 2015
Replies: 171
Views: 72,876
Posted By assaholic
On CL there is a rants section and then there is...

On CL there is a rants section and then there is a barter section. I think there should also be a combo 'rant+barter' section. It goes like this: The guy listens to the woman/lady rant for X...
Forum: General Discussion March 15th, 2015
Replies: 40
Views: 17,296
Posted By assaholic
Reminds me, years ago, I decided to try out this...

Reminds me, years ago, I decided to try out this 'massage school' hoping to score some young, fresh poon for little coin. So I go in, sign waiver or whatever, take off nickers, crawl in, 5 min. later...
Forum: General Discussion January 24th, 2015
Replies: 136
Views: 47,225
Posted By assaholic
Agreed. Y'now, time is brutal toward us men, but...

Agreed. Y'now, time is brutal toward us men, but it's downright vicious to women. Not making this up. Until yesterday, my Sterling standard, the absolute personification of pure beauty and...
Forum: General Discussion January 18th, 2015
Replies: 79
Views: 28,175
Posted By assaholic
I'm no expert at giving advice on finances, but...

I'm no expert at giving advice on finances, but for what it's worth, here's my $.02:

- I wouldn't shop at Costco, et al., unless you have a huge family to feed. You'll end up buying way more shit...
Forum: General Discussion January 5th, 2015
Replies: 136
Views: 47,225
Posted By assaholic
OP doesn't have anger issues and he's asking a...

OP doesn't have anger issues and he's asking a valid question. However, IMO, "amateur" vs. "ho" is a state of mind, YOUR mind that is. Do you suppose anyone's non-ho GF, wife or booty call would...
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