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Forum: General Discussion January 28th, 2014
Replies: 150
Views: 80,414
Posted By solomon
when u run into a pro you haven't seen in a while...

when u run into a pro you haven't seen in a while and she tells you she just got married, your response is something like "great, so where do you work now?"
Forum: General Discussion January 28th, 2014
Replies: 150
Views: 80,414
Posted By solomon
when you have a completely separate wardrobe and...

when you have a completely separate wardrobe and different fashion to go mongering in, so no one will recognize you driving by
Forum: General Discussion January 28th, 2014
Replies: 150
Views: 80,414
Posted By solomon
when spending $50 to TOFFT and getting nothing...

when spending $50 to TOFFT and getting nothing still feels productive and not a complete waste of money. But spending $5 at the drive-thru and realizing they forgot the $1 cheeseburger really makes...
Forum: General Discussion January 28th, 2014
Replies: 150
Views: 80,414
Posted By solomon
when you meet a new masseuse, but she already...

when you meet a new masseuse, but she already knows you
Forum: General Discussion January 28th, 2014
Replies: 150
Views: 80,414
Posted By solomon
when you get up in the middle of a massage to...

when you get up in the middle of a massage to take a shit, and come back and lift your ass up looking for the reach-under
Forum: General Discussion January 28th, 2014
Replies: 150
Views: 80,414
Posted By solomon
when pros introduce you to their kids as "my...

when pros introduce you to their kids as "my friend..."
Forum: General Discussion January 28th, 2014
Replies: 150
Views: 80,414
Posted By solomon
when moving to a third world country really...

when moving to a third world country really sounds like a good idea
Forum: General Discussion January 28th, 2014
Replies: 150
Views: 80,414
Posted By solomon
you laugh a little on the inside when a...

you laugh a little on the inside when a non-monger friend gets p-whipped over a girl who would score 3-stars on this site

or when people try to set you up with "nice" girls and can't understand...
Forum: General Discussion January 28th, 2014
Replies: 150
Views: 80,414
Posted By solomon
So true! I can't remember how many times I've...

So true! I can't remember how many times I've run out the clock on myself only to be forced to rub one out so I can sleep!!
Forum: General Discussion January 28th, 2014
Replies: 150
Views: 80,414
Posted By solomon
when the "hot" girl at work is only "heh,...

when the "hot" girl at work is only "heh, whatever" to you
Forum: General Discussion January 28th, 2014
Replies: 150
Views: 80,414
Posted By solomon
the meal you plan on eating after your session is...

the meal you plan on eating after your session is more exciting than the massage/hj
Forum: General Discussion January 28th, 2014
Replies: 150
Views: 80,414
Posted By solomon
you are perfectly comfortable getting an erection...

you are perfectly comfortable getting an erection in front of a masseuse, even when you know she's completely legit.
Forum: General Discussion August 19th, 2012
Replies: 24
Views: 11,995
Posted By solomon
I really need to get back to se asia. All the...

I really need to get back to se asia. All the news and daily crap here can be so depressing sometimes. With regards to Phils and Thailand, what cities are the best and where does the money go the...
Forum: General Discussion July 25th, 2012
Replies: 25
Views: 8,564
Posted By solomon
Last time I ate KFC, I shit my pants!! no joke. ...

Last time I ate KFC, I shit my pants!! no joke. Must be getting old or something. haha.
Forum: General Discussion July 25th, 2012
Replies: 25
Views: 8,564
Posted By solomon
True! I bought two filipinas a fried chicken...

True! I bought two filipinas a fried chicken dinner, under $10 bucks for both, and they stayed with me and got a three-some on. Aaaah the memories, need to go back. Beware, make sure you buy...
Forum: General Discussion July 19th, 2012
Replies: 24
Views: 11,995
Posted By solomon
Been to Philippines, Thailand planned in near...

Been to Philippines, Thailand planned in near future. Philippines was great! Unfortunately wasn't there very long so need to revisit. Would love to hear more about Myanmar. Also, any other monger...
Forum: General Discussion July 18th, 2012
Replies: 13
Views: 5,241
Posted By solomon
International mongering is the best imho. Cheap,...

International mongering is the best imho. Cheap, more time, and more available. Multiple pops. I know I'm not offering anything you guys don't already know.
Forum: General Discussion July 18th, 2012
Replies: 13
Views: 5,241
Posted By solomon
More seriously, I tend to prefer darker skin...

More seriously, I tend to prefer darker skin Asians, Thai and Filipina. But then after a while, I like the Korean and Japanese. It goes in rotation. Just like latinas, sometimes I get really into...
Forum: General Discussion July 18th, 2012
Replies: 13
Views: 5,241
Posted By solomon
I like the ones that perform sex acts on me.

I like the ones that perform sex acts on me.
Forum: General Discussion July 16th, 2012
Replies: 35
Views: 18,684
Posted By solomon
that is a great great story!!!! I really can't...

that is a great great story!!!! I really can't imagine a better situation. A whorehouse upstairs from my work that gives me unlimited FREE fucking!! Basically what dreams are made of. Wet dreams...
Forum: General Discussion July 14th, 2012
Replies: 0
Views: 2,005
Posted By solomon
What happened to ThaiJennifer?

She is reviewed on this site as ThaiJennifer. No reviews in a couple of years, but I have seen her as recently as earlier this year. Her phone is now disconnected. Anyone know if she's still...
Forum: General Discussion July 14th, 2012
Replies: 14
Views: 5,835
Posted By solomon
Also, how much longer before masseuses start to...

Also, how much longer before masseuses start to demand that they be called "hand job artists" as opposed to asian massage providers. Just like there aren't anymore strippers or stewardesses, just...
Forum: General Discussion July 14th, 2012
Replies: 14
Views: 5,835
Posted By solomon
"How many times have the police raided a gay club...

"How many times have the police raided a gay club ?
When was the last time it made news ?
There are gay massages on BP with Thai men working have they been raided?

Attack on heterosexuality by...
Forum: General Discussion July 1st, 2012
Replies: 3
Views: 2,995
Posted By solomon
30 painkillers! Aren't they suggesting the guy...

30 painkillers! Aren't they suggesting the guy just kill himself?
Forum: Provider 411 June 27th, 2012
Replies: 4
Views: 4,278
Posted By solomon
Not hot and not a college girl!! She's in her...

Not hot and not a college girl!! She's in her 3rd year of college and speaks (or writes) English like she's fresh off the boat. Maybe College for Massage, or Manicurist University, but of course it...
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