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I HATE CALLING AMP's !!!!
I HATE CALING AMP’s !!!!!!! I HATE CALING AMP’s !!!!!!! I HATE CALING AMP’s !!!!!!! Did I say; I HATE CALING AMP’s ???? When I do call an AMP or Asian escort I have the hardest fricken time understanding what they are saying. I ask simple questions in basic English and they don’t seem to understand what I am asking. They just say “ok, you come over now.” Many of the escort ads state “no texts” but if they have some FOB Asian picking up the phone, how do I get any information (ohhhh surrrre, trust MPR reviews)? Obviously they just want me to stupidly show up with a bunch a $20’s in my pocket and dick in hand. So why don’t the AMP’s just reply in TEXT????? We call and you get a text reply with the 411 we need, or have SOMEONE ANSWER THE PHONE THAT CAN SPEAK ENGLISH!!!!!!! I would give more business to the providers that can reply in English or better yet via text!!!!!!
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February 21st, 2013
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What are you calling the AMP's for? To see if they are open now? Because you know someone (or heard of someone) who works there and you want to make an appointment with her? You just want to find out who's there that day? Hard to imagine how they could screw that up.
"I want to see Coco at 6 o'clock, OK?" "OK, she wait for you, sexy man." Same for price. "How much is 1 hour?" "1 hour 40 dollah" (or "50 dollah" or "60 dollah"). I mean, what more do you need to discuss? Do they have young pretty girls there? Of course they do! "All girl here young beautiful. You like! You come now?" Do they do FS or BBBJ there? How about anal? Can you do FIV? "Wha'? I don' unner-stan'!" Only a moron or a cop would answer those questions. Seriously, aside from making an appointment with someone, what else do you need to discuss, since you're basically just going to show up there with a bunch of $20's in your pocket and your dick in your hand anyway. Sorry, I don't see the problem. Am I missing something?
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February 21st, 2013
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Did someone wake up on the wrong side of the massage table?? To answer your question, more often than not the MP ads do not show their address, just a phone number. So that is a good reason to call. When the FOB phone answerer can not pronounce the address, I give up and move on to another location. Sometimes just I call to make sure that they are sill open/in business. Other times I am calling to see if a specific lady will be working, so Amy, Annie, Linni, Gini all sound the same coming from the person on the phone so its back to a couple of $20’s in my pocket and pot luck.
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February 21st, 2013
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February 22nd, 2013
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I do speak the language, and I can't get an accurate address out of some of them. Women don't use inertial navigation to find places anyhow. They move around by landmarks, turn by the gas station, go straight past the supermarket.....
They have enough on their plate learning the world's most difficult language (English) and now you want them to text? This is a skill beyond the grasp of many Americans. How about you send them a text in Chinese. This says "How much is a massage?): 按摩的价格是多少呢？ Can you type that in your phone? Your answer is probably: 给我打电话 (call me), so you are going to be using the phone, anyhow. It would not hurt you to learn a little Chinese and Korean. A little respect for their tongue goes a long way. Take a little time to listen carefully, and remain respectful on the phone. Everyone appreciates that. "Hello, this is Velo" You come over now? "I want to see Coco at 5 o clock" OK you come over nine ocrock. "No at 5 o clock" OK you come over nine ocrock. Bye bye. There was no Coco, at 5, infact Coco "go back to China", you try Lily, very nice girl! (Lily is 50.) I think this sums up the AMP phone experience. Live with it and remain nice and polite. That will get you extras.
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February 23rd, 2013
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I have a cheap tracphone that doesn't work all that well. Calling for an appointment can be a challenge. I'm making this post mainly to tell this story. Went to a new place the other day and the girl didn't speak any English at all. Wanted to get her name so told her mine and then pointed to her. She said what I thought was MayWee which I figured was MaiWei. I said, MaiWei? She said yes. I said, pretty name. On the way out they gave me a card with a get a free massage with 10 visits. My girl then writes her name on the card. I get to my car and look at the card. MaiWei's actual name? Mary
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February 23rd, 2013
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February 23rd, 2013
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February 23rd, 2013
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Someone posted something about possibly a Japanese girl working at a place in FV. I called today and MMS answers "Hello?" I said "What are your hours?" MMS: "Why?" (You can already see where this is going) I said "So I can make appointment" MMS: We open 9 to 9 eblay day" So I ask "Do you have a Japanese girl working there?" MMS: "Why you ask like dat? YOU CRAZY!!!" and she hung up on me! LOL WTF???
Hugh, Whenever they stray from the 4 or 5 names they all use (Lily, Linda, Cindy, Tina) it becomes a guessing game! The other shitty part is every MMS knows who her best girl is and when they quit they ALWAYS name one of the other girls the good girl's name so when us unsuspecting mongers walk in and ask for Cindy (or whoever) because of the great reviews we end up getting a different "Cindy". Quote:
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February 23rd, 2013
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