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Forum: General Discussion April 3rd, 2017
Replies: 40
Views: 5,960
Posted By Velovelo
Here's hoping your retirement includes a Thai...

Here's hoping your retirement includes a Thai fishbowl. Thanks for your contributions.
Forum: General Discussion April 20th, 2015
Replies: 183
Views: 68,413
Posted By Velovelo
Many of the thousand are married, with hubby in...

Many of the thousand are married, with hubby in the picture, and blow you strictly for the money. You know what a Q5 payment and a decent apartment does to a budget. If she dates you, it is only to...
Forum: General Discussion January 13th, 2014
Replies: 49
Views: 16,871
Posted By Velovelo
Please, I get 24 of 20mg Sildenafil Citrate...

Please, I get 24 of 20mg Sildenafil Citrate generic for Revatio for $27.80. My health plan drops the price to $8.90. I use the Sam's Club pharmacy simply because it is closer than any Wal-Mart. You...
Forum: General Discussion January 6th, 2014
Replies: 29
Views: 12,300
Posted By Velovelo
I am not the apartment type (except those I...

I am not the apartment type (except those I already know) because of what has happened to you and am glad you escaped without serious harm.

I would have dropped a dime on this guy. Robbery and...
Forum: General Discussion January 2nd, 2014
Replies: 49
Views: 16,871
Posted By Velovelo
The patent has expired on Viagra. I get 24 of the...

The patent has expired on Viagra. I get 24 of the 20mg generic for about $8 from Wal*Mart. That way I can take 1, 2, or 3 at a time depending on the hotness of the woman. If you have a doobie Dr....
Forum: Massage 411 December 11th, 2013
Replies: 9
Views: 14,564
Posted By Velovelo
The problem here is that US bathrooms are not...

The problem here is that US bathrooms are not really set up for a Soapy experience. In Japan one does their soaping and washing prior to getting into the ofuro....
Forum: General Discussion November 25th, 2013
Replies: 6
Views: 4,416
Posted By Velovelo
Obviously an ass man, it spells BOOBIES.

Obviously an ass man, it spells BOOBIES.
Forum: Politics, World Affairs October 10th, 2013
Replies: 66
Views: 30,547
Posted By Velovelo
Wow Ichi, I am glad you survived the I5. I hope...

Wow Ichi, I am glad you survived the I5. I hope for a speedy recovery.

President Obama has acted in a way that makes me change his name to President Stompy Feet. I have collected a few quotes...
Forum: General Discussion October 10th, 2013
Replies: 8
Views: 5,020
Posted By Velovelo
Ain't no Mexican named Jacky. They would...

Ain't no Mexican named Jacky. They would pronounce it Hacky, anyhow.
Forum: General Discussion October 10th, 2013
Replies: 45
Views: 20,687
Posted By Velovelo
Ichi was right again! The rapist is a "jail...

Ichi was right again! The rapist is a "jail person" an unemployed plumber named Jennings. Riverside took him into custody. I hope Bubba likes him in jail.

Now the police want to tell us about...
Forum: General Discussion September 25th, 2013
Replies: 45
Views: 20,687
Posted By Velovelo
Post Massage Girl Rapist and Robber

I think the police need to stay out of massage parlors and let adults conduct themselves as adults.

Rape and Robbery is where I draw the line. I am sure none of the right thinking viewers of this...
Forum: Massage 411 September 20th, 2013
Replies: 8
Views: 4,997
Posted By Velovelo
Well, I love a grand opening. I'll have my unit...

Well, I love a grand opening. I'll have my unit detailed and head over there.
Forum: General Discussion September 20th, 2013
Replies: 3
Views: 2,999
Posted By Velovelo
I was surprised to read the cop allowed a HJ, but...

I was surprised to read the cop allowed a HJ, but didn't cum. What bullshit. They are not identifying the officer because he feels bad about doing that job, and does not want to have trouble in his...
Forum: General Discussion September 20th, 2013
Replies: 1
Views: 2,920
Posted By Velovelo
Thumbs down Chino Cops Discover Massage Parlor Offering Prostitution!

Nanas in Chino was visited on Thursday 9/19/13 and the po-po arrested three people. The Latina (25) was asking $140 for FS. That has to attract attention. They must have made multiple visits to get...
Forum: Massage 411 September 16th, 2013
Replies: 31
Views: 21,322
Posted By Velovelo
Just curious, how is this different from any...

Just curious, how is this different from any relationship? :D


The only women I have know that I could control were limp biscuits, and of no interest to me.
Forum: General Discussion September 16th, 2013
Replies: 5
Views: 9,607
Posted By Velovelo
Another Craigslist advertiser using commercial...

Another Craigslist advertiser using commercial photo's that belong to someone else. This advertiser has too many rules to make an over priced outcall enjoyable.

By the way, the person who owns...
Forum: General Discussion September 16th, 2013
Replies: 13
Views: 6,005
Posted By Velovelo
California passed a law that made sale of foie...

California passed a law that made sale of foie gras (Fat Liver) illegal. Some chef's tried to skirt the law by selling a $50. glass of wine that came with "free foie gras."

Courts determined that...
Forum: General Discussion September 13th, 2013
Replies: 8
Views: 5,112
Posted By Velovelo
You guys are so gullible. The girl in the picture...

You guys are so gullible. The girl in the picture is Zhang Yuen. She is a Chinese adult fantasy game model. She is uber famous for her magnificent melons (Korean doctor placed the funbags perfectly.)...
Forum: Politics, World Affairs September 13th, 2013
Replies: 66
Views: 30,547
Posted By Velovelo
I think we are a handful of hard-ons from 7...

I think we are a handful of hard-ons from 7 billion people. Only a small handful have access to American medical care.

Since the sixties we have moved headlong into a 3rd party payer system...
Forum: General Discussion September 6th, 2013
Replies: 7
Views: 3,723
Posted By Velovelo
Make sure you know the real first and last name,...

Make sure you know the real first and last name, and she knows yours. The Ayers are rather strict about men showing up with women. They will ask for their name and ID. Don't ask me how I know. I...
Forum: General Discussion September 6th, 2013
Replies: 2
Views: 7,252
Posted By Velovelo
This is not an escort service, it is a dog pound.

This is not an escort service, it is a dog pound.
Forum: General Discussion September 2nd, 2013
Replies: 3
Views: 2,861
Posted By Velovelo
I travel to India often. There is no girl worth...

I travel to India often. There is no girl worth seeing there. They are rather chunky and ugly. These agencies send fake pictures. The price is New York City high and the girl usually comes in the...
Forum: General Discussion August 26th, 2013
Replies: 3
Views: 2,906
Posted By Velovelo
This is a dude, spamming everywhere he can find...

This is a dude, spamming everywhere he can find to sell fugly old ladies in Delhi. I would never hire a girl in India. I can't wait to get out of Delhi over to Bangkok where you can score world class...
Forum: General Discussion July 30th, 2013
Replies: 9
Views: 4,494
Posted By Velovelo
My feeling is you should always tip for a...

My feeling is you should always tip for a personal service. I find a generous tip pays dividends in the future. I enjoy a lot of happiness from an extra $20 now and then. A woman appreciates those...
Forum: General Discussion June 12th, 2013
Replies: 16
Views: 16,799
Posted By Velovelo
I don't think any working girls do hang there....

I don't think any working girls do hang there. When you see them it is usually a sting for the Sheriff (a woman) and Tony Re"cock us" (the DA) to make some political headlines.

I travel through...
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