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Kristen
(2 reviews)
6 Unique Visitors
1 Today
Company: Not specified
Spa Hours: mon, wed, fri
Phone: 949-284-9578
City: San Fernando Valley, CA
PAYMENT OPTION: CASH ONLY $120/hour
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6
Unique Visitors
1
Views Today
0%
Repeat Client Rate
0
Regular Customers
2
Total Reviews
Provider Details
Ethnicity: Hispanic
Eye Color: Brown
Age: 30-33
Hair Length: Long
Hair Color: Blonde
Build: Plus Size
Height: 5'0"-5'2"
Breast Size: B
Breast Implants: No
Piercings: Not specified
Work Schedule: Monday,Tuesday,Wednessday,Thursday,Friday,Saturday
Category: Not specified
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Lick The Kitty: Unknown
FS (Full Service): Yes
Kissing: Not specified
Touch The Kitty: Not specified
Massage: Not specified
Shower Together: Not specified
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praetorianmind
Member 61 posts Member since Feb 2011
Feb 11, 2021
42
3
Overall Rating
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
2.0/5.0
Tip: $120
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2021-01-24
So i sent her text easy to communicate and she wanted a picture at first i balked then she relented...
So i sent her text easy to communicate and she wanted a picture at first i balked then she relented and decided to see me with a message saying 120 + tips... that is usually code for upsell but at 120 was not a big deal and brought another hundo. I get to the place and she made me wait another 15 min because she had not arrived yet, so she drives to this incall. I get a message to go to the room, i walk up and could tell she was in a bit of a rush and had a bit of sweat. The place is clean one room studio with a massage table next to the bed (good sign?), so i get undress and laydown. She does a kind of sensual massage not the best or worst, she is fully clothed and she is just lathering me with oil. She is Thai btw and she is about 20LB or more bigger than the picture but not all bad looking. I asked her if she gets more sensual, so not sure she understood but she took off her top and was in a bra, massage continues my friend looses interest and goes down. I turn over and she is there tits look not bad a bit of a sag, but ok, she then takes off her pants with some work (ha ha), she tells me that for additional tip she will suck cock, i ask about FS and she says she does not do that but for me 200 more and she would, i decided and settled for a BJ, it was not very good more hand job than blow job. I blow my load and then clean up with wipes the bathroom was not available at that time. Got dressed and left... not bad not memorable.. just eh...
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Anonymous Reviewer
Member 0 posts Member since N/A
Apr 30, 2021
42
3
Overall Rating
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
3.0/5.0
Tip: $N/A
Company Rating: N/A
Date Saw: N/A
Got this referral from Jasmine (independent) who used to work at Pimarn on Western (now a small...
Got this referral from Jasmine (independent) who used to work at Pimarn on Western (now a small grocery store). She lives in Hawaii now and recommended Kristen. Same apartment, same setup in the living room. She did a very mediocre massage with no teasing. On the flip she gave me a pretty perfunctory HJ. Got the job done but wouldn't return. There are better options inside and outside of the parlors.

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Visit Frequency
3 days
Active viewing days in last 30 days
Repeat Client Rate
0%
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Expert Provider Score
3.5
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Massage Quality
69%
Professionalism
67%
Atmosphere
73%
Value for Money
69%
Description Accuracy
69%

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4667
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Cross-Provider Performance
-4.3%

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1 power reviewers
Service: 4/5
Attitude: 3/5
Looks: 4/5
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6 unique visitors
Total Views: 6
Avg Visits: 1
Reviewer Type Analysis
Occasional Reviewer: 1
First Time: 7

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