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Joy
(1 reviews)
12 Unique Visitors
1 Today
Company: Not specified
Spa Hours: mon, wed, fri
Phone: 925-227-1198
City: San Francisco, CA
PAYMENT OPTION: CASH ONLY $40/hour
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12
Unique Visitors
1
Views Today
0%
Repeat Client Rate
0
Regular Customers
1
Total Reviews
Provider Details
Ethnicity: Hispanic : Japanese
Eye Color: Brown
Age: 34-37
Hair Length: Long
Hair Color: Blonde
Build: Average
Height: 5'0"-5'2"
Breast Size: A
Breast Implants: Unknown
Piercings: Not specified
Work Schedule: Monday,Tuesday,Wednessday,Thursday,Friday,Saturday,Sunday
Category: Not specified
Services
Lick The Kitty: No
FS (Full Service): No
Kissing: Not specified
Touch The Kitty: Not specified
BJ: Not specified
Massage: Not specified
Shower Together: Unknown
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WizardWalrus
Member 2 posts Member since Nov -0001
Aug 21, 2013
43
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Overall Rating
2.0/5.0
Service Quality
3.0/5.0
Tip: $40
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2013-08-20
So I'm traveling up to No Cal for a few days staying in Pleasanton...
So I'm traveling up to No Cal for a few days staying in Pleasanton. Looking for some action...Pleasanton seems like a nice place but not many AMPs. Did some searching and found Ht Massage Parlor. Ad seemed promising and I was itching so I figured I would try it out and TOFTT. I roll up around 9ish...it's located in a strip mall but is the last suite on the end. Windows are covered and it just has the look that I was hoping for and so I thought I might have found a hidden gem in the Truman Show's home town. Go in, the door triggers a bell, and I wait just a few seconds to look around, grab some candy, and so far I still have my hopes for FS. The place is clean, pretty relaxing, and I'm feeling okay about it. Out walks Joy. she is an older Chinese lady...probably in her 40s or so. Face is just okay...not much make up but the body looks decent enough. I say to myself what the hell...I'd still do her. She's wearing some sort of tank top with close fitting sweats. I'm still figuring "game on" at this point. There seems to be about 4 or 5 rooms and I'm lead into the first room on the left (there's a hall way with doors on both sides). I strip down and lay face down (it's one of those massage tables with a cut out for your face...don't like those really but well what the hell). So she comes in and I make some small chit chat but then she starts to give me a very decent and relaxing massage. I'm waiting for 5 minutes to pass like they do in the viet AMP in Garden Grove (sometimes 5 seconds, huh? =). Anyway, the massage goes on and on and it feels pretty relaxing and I do enjoy it. but now I'm playing tricks in my head...is this just a legit place or what? I'm trying to decide whether to just enjoy it or try and concentrate on the "little guy" to see if he will rise to the occasion. so the massage continues for quite sometime and I'm getting tired and relaxed. She then moves down to my butt and legs and it still feels more relaxing then erotic at this point. On some of the leg rubs, she gently rubs against the boys and that gets junior thinking "hey, maayyybbee??" Again, the massage continues for quiet some time and then she says that she will go get a warm towel. At that point I thought it was a hhr gone by and it was done deal. She comes back and washes me down with the hot towel and I'm fully expecting it to be over. then she tells me to turn over and then I'm thinking, okay...there's still time here. So she starts to rub my chest very nicely but I feel the clock is ticking (not that she ever rushed or watched the clock at all)...so I push the matter and ask if there's other service to which she replies what other service and I say full service...she says we only do massage here...then she rubs some more and looks at me while she rubs and motions that HE is an option and then she gives me the "4" finger sign. I quickly agree and then she starts to work junior. VERY VERY NICE HE! In some way a little better than the Viet gals in GG (not rushed) but in others not as good (the Viet gals are little more kinky and talk dirty while Joy really just focused on pleasing junior). I did ask her if I could tough her and she said a little. So I rubbed up on her ass, pussy, breast but all outside the clothes. I popped, she cleaned up, offered water and did a nice post-pop massage to boot. I didn't have to stop in mid-stream to pay her...once we agreed on the price she went right to work and didn't ask for any $. Of course I paid her and then left. Overall, if you're looking for a nice massage with a very decent hand job and a relaxing post-massage this place will work and I would recommend.

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6 days
Active viewing days in last 30 days
Repeat Client Rate
0%
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Popularity Trend
+40%
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Expert Provider Score
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75%
Professionalism
72%
Atmosphere
66%
Value for Money
75%
Description Accuracy
75%

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Service: 3/5
Attitude: 3/5
Looks: 3/5
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12 unique visitors
Total Views: 12
Avg Visits: 1
Reviewer Type Analysis
Occasional Reviewer: 9
First Time: 103

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