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Alice Johnson
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Alice
(3 reviews)
12 Unique Visitors
1 Today
Company: Not specified
Spa Hours: mon, wed, fri
Phone: 760-730-9988
City: San Diego, CA
Escorts
Provider Id: 91953
Door Fee: $60.00/hour
Website: http://,,
PAYMENT OPTION: CASH ONLY $60.00/hour
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Profile Analytics
12
Unique Visitors
1
Views Today
0%
Repeat Client Rate
0
Regular Customers
3
Total Reviews
Provider Details
Ethnicity: Hispanic : Japanese
Eye Color: Green
Age: 34-37
Hair Length: Medium
Hair Color: Gray
Build: Plus Size
Height: 5'0"-5'2"
Breast Size: A
Tattoos: Not specified
Breast Implants: No
Piercings: Not specified
Work Schedule: Friday
Category: Not specified
Services
Lick The Kitty: No
FS (Full Service): No
HJ: Not specified
Kissing: Not specified
Touch The Kitty: Not specified
BJ: Not specified
Massage: Not specified
Shower Together: Not specified
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Swallowbiach
Member 70 posts Member since Sep 2006
Jan 1, 2023
41
3
Overall Rating
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
4.0/5.0
Tip: $60.00
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2022-12-30
Alice is a big woman...
Alice is a big woman. Borderline fat. Late 40's possibly older. Engrish better than most. Sweet personality. During massage asked multiple times if I was okay. Did the usual pressure stuff - 10 minutes worth. Pull down sheet to above crack and she did a good job on the back, top of glutes. Stayed away from crack. Her technique is slow, sensual strokes. Sensual but not sexual in any way, shape or form. But hey, I knew going in this was a legit establishment so expectations were low. I love the slow stuff so I will probably see her again. Her medium is about right. Maybe could be a little harder. Down to glutes and hams. She's not shy but no tease. I like women who aren't paranoid about getting up in those places that some refuse to...at my age a glancing blow isn't going to wake anything up. Lol!! Hot towel and flip. Unfortunately, she spent 50 minutes on back. So just a bit of arms, abs and quads. Done. Amount of oil she uses is perfect btw...I hate getting drenched in oil. UGH!! If you like slow strokes, medium pressure, give her a shot. Not attractive at all but sweet and can understand most of what you say. Oh, and MamaSan is so smokin' hot. For me, she's worth 60 bucks just so I can eyeball her tall, slender, wonderfulness. Happy New Year Mongers!!!
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Anonymous Reviewer
Member 0 posts Member since N/A
Mar 12, 2023
41
3
Overall Rating
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
3.0/5.0
Tip: $N/A
Company Rating: N/A
Date Saw: N/A
Was in the area for business and past by this place...
Was in the area for business and past by this place. So decided to stop by and enjoy a massage. Got Alice and she was actually not bad with the pressure. Was very relaxed and actually dozed off. If I’m ever down here again, will definitely visit for a good massage.
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Anonymous Reviewer
Member 0 posts Member since N/A
Mar 6, 2023
41
3
Overall Rating
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
4.0/5.0
Tip: $N/A
Company Rating: N/A
Date Saw: N/A
Was at Von's again but instead of going upstairs I decided to drive across the street to see my hot...
Was at Von's again but instead of going upstairs I decided to drive across the street to see my hot MaMaSan. If only she gave massages....mmmmm. I luck out with Alice. It actually looks like she has lost a few lbs but she is old. Granny old. Nice eyes though. She does the pressure stuff over the sheet. A little too long imho. Breaks out the oil and uncovers the area she massages. I do like her massages because her strokes are slow, sensuous but not sexual. She's not bashful, she will get up in there but doesn't directly touch anywhere to provoke a reaction. No tease but the slow stuff I do enjoy. The women who slide hands quickly are a turn off for me. Her medium was spot on. Amount of oil perfect. She wore her mask the entire time and knows very little engrish. Seems to be sweet and tries hard. I wish this place would hire younger women. Prefer to keep legit, to be sure but some of these oldies but goodies know how to handle the goods so that's not a given. Would be nice to have some eye candy though...is that too much to ask? Be safe, fellas.

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Visit Frequency
4 days
Active viewing days in last 30 days
Repeat Client Rate
0%
Visitors who viewed more than once
Popularity Trend
-29%
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Expert Provider Score
3.4
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Massage Quality
70%
Professionalism
69%
Atmosphere
67%
Value for Money
70%
Description Accuracy
70%

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4660
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Cross-Provider Performance
-3.8%

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Service: 4/5
Attitude: 3/5
Looks: 3/5
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12 unique visitors
Total Views: 12
Avg Visits: 1
Reviewer Type Analysis
Occasional Reviewer: 9
First Time: 115

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