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Bermie
(2 reviews)
2 Unique Visitors
1 Today
Company: Not specified
Spa Hours: mon, wed, fri
Phone: 650-638-2508
City: San Francisco, CA
Escorts
Provider Id: 63408
Door Fee: $35.00/hour
PAYMENT OPTION: CASH ONLY $35.00/hour
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Provider Details
Ethnicity: Hispanic : Japanese
Eye Color: Brown
Age: 34-37
Hair Length: Medium
Hair Color: Gray
Build: Curvy
Height: 5'3"-5'5"
Breast Size: AA
Tattoos: Not specified
Breast Implants: Unknown
Piercings: Not specified
Work Schedule: Monday,Tuesday,Wednessday,Thursday,Friday,Saturday,Sunday
Category: Not specified
Services
Lick The Kitty: No
FS (Full Service): No
Kissing: Not specified
Touch The Kitty: Not specified
BJ: Not specified
Massage: Not specified
Shower Together: Yes
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Caboman
Member 108 posts Member since May 2007
Aug 30, 2010
43
4
Overall Rating
4.0/5.0
Service Quality
3.0/5.0
Tip: $35.00
Company Rating: 6
Date Saw: 2010-07-06
On my way out of town I stopped in here based on a review and decided to see for myself...
On my way out of town I stopped in here based on a review and decided to see for myself.Her name was Lisa actually but the form wouldnt let me change it.nice looking older c-girl with b-cups and petite frame and smooth skin.decent massage,some grazing against the balls,concentrated on the glutes and inner thighs which got me rock hard.after the flip she motioned with her hand,I nodded yes and then she began a nice slowed two handed hj.popped, cleanup and then massaged my face and neck for another 15 minutes,nice. out with a bottle of water.
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Anonymous Reviewer
Member 0 posts Member since N/A
May 26, 2010
43
4
Overall Rating
4.0/5.0
Service Quality
3.0/5.0
Tip: $N/A
Company Rating: N/A
Date Saw: N/A
I was visiting up north for biz...
I was visiting up north for biz. and was riding my bike around to find parlors to get a handy in San Mateo. I couldn't find any thai places. I'm spoiled here in Hollywood i guess. So the next best thing seems to be the chinese rub and tugs. I use to always go to these before the thai parlors came to LA. Well first thing is the half hour is 45 here instead of 30-35, and the ladies that came to the door were all at least over 45, some over 60! and they were not the mamasan. Why would people pay for that? So i found the only cute girl in my visit to over 8 parlors along pacific and camino real. She had a short shirt that revealed her hips and ass a little in her tight jeans. She also had a nice slutty look to her face that looked very fuckable. Well i must have been reading too much into it, or she was being cautious on my first visit. I tried to give her a hug after my shower when she came in the room and she jumped back... this is something i do here to break the ice in LA and it usually helps to ease the mood. She then told me that it was "back only" since it was only half an hour. I asked for more ass rubbing and taint, she kept getting closer and spent more time on my ass and inner thighs. She said she couldn't do my taint area though. I was grinding my cock into the table and she was moving nice and slowly on my ass and inner thighs. I was hoping somehow we could work something out. Then she said times up! i was sad... I rubbed one out when she left and it shot everywhere as i haddn't came in a few days. PS her massage was not very good either. I feel sorry for guys up here. I left her 5 and she said why is tip so small. I told her i usually tip between 40 and 60 but i want extras. She said we don't do that here.... YMMV. I'm just glad to be back in la. Saw my atf and got to kiss and rub her pussy and bust a nut twice for only 40 bucks tip. She also gave me an awesome therapeutic massage.

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Value for Money
60%
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Service: 3/5
Attitude: 4/5
Looks: 4/5
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2 unique visitors
Total Views: 2
Avg Visits: 1
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