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Simona
(1 reviews)
3 Unique Visitors
1 Today
Company: Not specified
Spa Hours: mon, wed, fri
Phone: 646-234-2764
City: New York, CA
Escorts
Provider Id: 68268
Door Fee: $200.00/hour
PAYMENT OPTION: CASH ONLY $200.00/hour
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3
Unique Visitors
1
Views Today
0%
Repeat Client Rate
0
Regular Customers
1
Total Reviews
Provider Details
Ethnicity: Middle Eastern
Eye Color: Brown
Age: 26-29
Hair Length: Long
Hair Color: Black
Build: Curvy
Height: 5'3"-5'5"
Breast Size: B
Breast Implants: No
Piercings: Not specified
Work Schedule: Thursday
Category: Not specified
Services
Lick The Kitty: Yes
FS (Full Service): Yes
HJ: Not specified
Kissing: Not specified
Touch The Kitty: Unknown
Massage: Unknown
Shower Together: Yes
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MrMikePetrelli
Member 8 posts Member since Nov -0001
Jun 14, 2011
31
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Overall Rating
4.0/5.0
Service Quality
4.0/5.0
Tip: $200.00
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2011-05-20
As the days warm up, I see myself doing to much walking and yesterday was no different...
As the days warm up, I see myself doing to much walking and yesterday was no different. Due to the rains I stayed inside rather than visiting my side chick, so I had some backed up man juice that needed releasing. Note, for the record, a Trident should never touch himself. Contrary to popular opinion, it is considered sacrilegious to fondle one's source of energy. The reason is simple, if you focus on yourself, you will forget the true value of sticking it in a warm and inviting hole. Some stupid but there are quite a number of hairy palm mutha fuckas out there. Yesterday's recipient of some Trident man juice was Simona of Mila's place. The image on many of my Euro loving boys is that of Simona from SOS, but this Simona is quite different in many ways. Primarily, this one allows herself to be Tridented and fucked, wheres the human stick figure from SOS remains in the shadows and to herself. I take a double shot of vodka into the shower as I wash up and prepare to release some tension and seed on my waiting russian hottie. I will fly through the whole bodyrub section because it's all a prelude for an erection that I already sported when I saw her in her nightie. One of the things I enjoy the most is being greeted at the door by a woman in a sexy nighty. It makes one feel as if you are meeting up with your mistress. Usually by the end of the rub, some of the garments will be removed to reveal a willing and waiting participant. I do not hesitate to roam and I mean roam as she massage my cock and asks what I would like. I decide just on a blowjob (yes, i asked for a blowjob, give it a minute) she picks up the rubber from the sofa and applies it and straddles me so we can 69. I started fingering and licking and taking in the sweet aroma of her hairless pussy. She is working my cock and I work a wet finger into her bung hole. Yes, you guessed it, I said to myself fuck it, I am going to fuck this one. Of course I just had to add a dollar or two to the negotiated tip but it was no big deal. I wasn't going to last any longer so I got her into doggie. I rode her well and reached around to play with her clit so I can get her hot enough for the Tridenting. Lube is always available within reach so a little dab on the fingers and I was already into 2 prong attack without protest. Makes you wonder why these chicks at KMP'S are always bitching about a finger in the ass. Finally was able to thumb her too and withing minutes I pulled out and ripped my condom off to unload my juice on her back. She has to tone up that ass but she can take a good pounding for a thorough release of juice from the farthest reaches of your balls. I walked towards the shower with another shot in hand and cleaned up my shit covered fingers, hey if you play in the back yard expect to get dirty. On the way out I saw my jealous looking Mila, grabbed her close stuck my tongue in her waiting mouth and gagged her. I told her I will take advantage of her weekend special and see her later today.

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Visit Frequency
3 days
Active viewing days in last 30 days
Repeat Client Rate
0%
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Popularity Trend
+100%
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Expert Provider Score
4
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Massage Quality
80%
Professionalism
90%
Atmosphere
90%
Value for Money
80%
Description Accuracy
80%

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Service: 4/5
Attitude: 5/5
Looks: 5/5
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3 unique visitors
Total Views: 3
Avg Visits: 1
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First Time: 2

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