I went here on a rainy Sunday after hearing miraculous things. Took me awhile to find the place (it's past the McDonalds on 31st) as there's no signage. Just a door number and a buzzer. Rang the bell and a troll opened it, took the house fee and showed me to YuYu. Small rack (a negative) but cute and a tight body (a positive!). Halter and little black nylon shorts. Ok, now we're talking! The TS was soapy and fun though I've had better, definitely had worse. I was getting into it and looking forward to the rest of the hour. She dried me off, very giggly and flirty and we went back into the room where I had undressed. Then I laid down and she disappeared, I guess for a smoke because she came back smelling like the inside of a gypsy cab. TURN OFF. The massage was lackluster and not very good. Not much more to say about it. Very disappointing as she was good at the TS. Then came the ST and I was like, come on get it over with. Flipped and the game was on. I was weak-willed as we all can be in these situations and he talked me into a BJ for 80 more. Offered FS for 120 but I said no way. Ugh so lame. In the oral arena she had more skills than her massage ability. Took her top off to reveal perky brown nipples. Not bad but I was pissed about the crappy massage and not really into it. She slid the cover down on Mister Happy and worked her magic. Very quick and deep, just enough to get me off and out of there. Bad attitude — I'm good looking, in shape, clean and was super polite. Maybe an off day? Whatever. I won't ever go back. Too many better cheaper places. You pay for the looks but you also pay for the attitude, gentlemen.