So this was the first time I decided to have a masseuse come to my apartment based on pics off of a back page ad. The ad claimed that the masseuse's name was Jessica and that she is a cmt from Miami with pics of a very pretty tanned skin girl in a bikini with a nice curvy body. I spoke to her on the phone and was assured that the pics were accurate and that she could be over within half an hour. The ad said that Jessica was 24. When she showed up at my apartment she wreaked of cigarettes and patchouli oil, was easily in her late 30's and was a complete bait and switch. I felt awkward about asking her to leave just in case she'd make a scene. I figured that at least she was a real masseuse and I really did need a massage. There was no way that she was a certified massage therapist and when she took her shirt and pants off she had these weird bug bites everywhere and the palest skin (obviously not the tan girl from the pic who just moved from Miami). She was horribly out of shape, gave the worst massage and then used latex gloves for the hj which was the worst I'd ever experienced. It was as though she had never given one in her life. When she asked how everything was I just said it was good and she said"I have to admit that you're my first client as though she was proud of herself for doing so well on her first appointment". She also then told me that she's not independent and that she works with an agency and they use the same pic of a girl and send out different outcall masseuses based on that ad. Horrible, horrible experience.

Saw her for a one hour massage. Her ad actually states no upsell but that's not really true. On the phone it was $140 an hour for a deep tissue massage. At the door, it was $160, I reminded her $140 and she accepted it. She asked for another $60 for topless. Honestly, I'm not sure if the pictures are of her or not. Her hair is definitely different... but the pictures would have to be from a few years ago. Anyway, she was reasonably pretty, clean, and willing to knock on my door in the middle of the night. I can't argue with that. The massage was decent. I prefer very deep tissue massage so I thought it could be a bit harder but I know I'm in the minority on this one. She massaged me for around 30 minutes without complaint. There was some teasing but I think we were still feeling each other out. On the flip, the topless question came up and I agreed. From there, it was pretty much straight to a HE which is what I was looking for. I didn't ask her for anything else so I'm not sure how much more was on offer. All-in-all, I think it was a reasonable massage with HE in my hotel room. She was not a clock watcher and we chatted when she was done for 15 minutes or so.