Met a girl at a local bar bought her drinks and eats got back to her apt and all I got was kissing and groping outside of the clothes. Frustrated, decided to look around her neighborhood for relief. Found 2 Asian massage places on the same block. One was a foot massage place with all recliners facing a large flat screen no private rooms, so went to check out Taiji body work. All private rooms, singles and doubles, and they advertise body/back rubs, sounds good! Two women in their 40s slacks and loose tops greet me (bad sign), not my thing but I was more than frustrated, I was blue-frustrated, so I picked the less ugly one (5/10, may have been a 6.5 in her youth). C-cups, dumpy ass, average body, but very nice. Takes to the room asks me to disrobe. I noted the room is very nice hardwood floors, but the walls facing the hallways are frosted glass (bad sign) but the distortion is so severe only light can be seen through and their were curtains to draw over the glass (good sign), the door was also glass and swinging type (bad sign). I also noticed that my room had the bed in such a way that the door couldn't close, but the curtains could be drawn to cover the door way, but I said, what the hell I have had plenty of action in set ups like this before. I get undressed and cover my behind, Tina comes in and starts a soft massage, she asks me if I want soft or hard. I told her hard, but her hard massage wasn't that much harder, just not hard enough for the knots in my back, but I could feel her breast rub up against the back of my head when she would massage my back and shoulders for the head of the bed. She then progressed to my legs and ass. The ass massage was great, in fact she too my legs and spread them apart and uncovered me so she could give me a full ass massage (good sign!). Every so often she would "accidently" brush my taint or sac which brought me to semi-attention. On the flip she continued the great leg massage focusing on my upper thighs and again spread my legs so she get massage me all the way up to the crease between my legs and sac, and brush my sac repeatedly, by now I was at full attention. But then instead of massaging my 3rd leg she moved on to my hands and arms, most don't massage in this order?? While she massaged my hands and arms the little general went to sleep and then she finished her massage, "ok, finish" I said,"that's it?!" she responded, "I massage you for 1 hour plus 5 extra minutes "which was true, but I have her that "you left me hanging" look! she responded with "come back next time, ask for me." I'm guessing that means I get lucky on the 2nd time?? But sorry, not doing it, if she was younger and cuter I would repeat, but no thanks, after all the good and bad signs, I got Rick Roll'd, I got Rick TOFTT'd!! I got dressed and tipped her $15 for a good ass and leg massage, went home and took out my frustrations.