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I hear lots of stories of the girls checking to determine if you are law; and I have been questioned hundreds of times. But a few months ago I was "really" questioned. Arrived at an appointment for a medical exam and massage up in LA and before girl even asked what I wanted she told me to bend over the table and drop my shorts, heard her pull on medical gloves and up the butt she went. After that she asked me what I wanted. Later she told me that was her way of checking if I was a cop. Sometime back at the LFBC they had a female chiropractor who would "certify" your need for a massage with a quick exam. She took a lot of liberties checking. Anyone else had such experiences?
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Let me be the first to ask, with some suppressed excitement, where was that?
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I think she needs to be "checked" as well with a proboscus maximus....
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I think she needs to be "checked" as well with a proboscus maximus....
But then you'd be a brown noser...
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hello memc, did you write a review of her?
I find that whole thing mildly tittilating. what can i say it breaks up the standard "you been here before?" question. and there is something about being Taken by an asian girl. kinda makes me eek in the knees.
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But then you'd be a brown noser...
that would be proboscus minimus!
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that would be proboscus minimus!
Ah, then you were referring to your prehensile penis! (Wish I had one of those.)
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Ah, then you were referring to your prehensile penis! (Wish I had one of those.)
Why yes. I'm evolving rather quickly to the environment. It's micro evolution....
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I hear lots of stories of the girls checking to determine if you are law; and I have been questioned hundreds of times. But a few months ago I was "really" questioned. Arrived at an appointment for a medical exam and massage up in LA and before girl even asked what I wanted she told me to bend over the table and drop my shorts, heard her pull on medical gloves and up the butt she went. After that she asked me what I wanted. Later she told me that was her way of checking if I was a cop. Sometime back at the LFBC they had a female chiropractor who would "certify" your need for a massage with a quick exam. She took a lot of liberties checking. Anyone else had such experiences?
And all this time I thought my Dr was doing a medical exam. She was doing a LE check!
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Happened to a buddy of mine, he told her she could have at least took her ring off !!!!
She said, thats not my ring, thats my wristwatch!!!!
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