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Regarding the bj bar. As nice and as fun as it sounds. I would say 80% of thai girls have herpies in the mouth and genital.The boxers protect you from genital. If you get bbbj from these girls that have blown thousands of men and barebacked another 500. You might want to think again. You can see most thai girls at bj bar and in general have cold sores on mouth if you look close. Cold sores can be on tongue and or inside cheek. just a heads up.

I do expect a trip report from you
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Let's not exaggerate, Thai girls are not all std-carrying dirty girls. I almost laughed at the boxer shorts until I saw it was serious (is it?) .
good advice on the airport taxi, but guys, go enjoy, take cabs, have sex and fun.
Phuket or Koh Lanta is better for beaches than Pattaya, which is best for bars. There is another scam, when you rent jet skis and they make you pay for previous damages
http://www.phuket.com/phuket-magazine/phuket-scams.htm
A more reliable taxi service: [email protected] mobile 081-258-7716
In Bangkok, you have to see Nana Plaza, and try the massage soapie places.
For a hot girl you find in a bar in Nana or Pattaya, ex 3,000 Baht short time with bar fine, that's only $80.
here are some links with everything you would want to know:
http://www.InternationalSexGuide.info/forum
http://www.bangkokredeye.com/bangkok...irl-rates.html
http://www.bangkokredeye.com/bangkok-soapy-massage.html
http://www.mysexpedition.com/finding...ars-in-bangkok
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PS.

I am not talking down on thailand or trying to talk you out of going. You should go. Thailand is a blast. I go myself. What I am telling you is the truth about thailand. Sometimes the truth is never popular and people don't want to hear it. The girls in China are much cleaner looking. Much cleaner.

You may think you won't fall for the taxi scam. Wait to you been on an airplane for 20 hours or more.

Three more rules

1. Never get involved in thai business. If you see a guy thai beating the shit out of his girlfriend. Stay out of it for your own protection!!!! Write this on you hand

2. Ignore the lady boys. I don't care if they grab you balls on the street. I don't care if they call you names. I don't care what they do. Don't say anything but no thanks. They are animals and have no mercy if they attack you. NO MERCY!!!!!

3. In a taxi. Never put your luggage in the trunk. Have it in the back seat with you. I don't care how much luggage you have. Have it next to you!!!!
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Let's not exaggerate, Thai girls are not all std-carrying dirty girls. I almost laughed at the boxer shorts until I saw it was serious (is it?) .
good advice on the airport taxi, but guys, go enjoy, take cabs, have sex and fun.
Phuket or Koh Lanta is better for beaches than Pattaya, which is best for bars. There is another scam, when you rent jet skis and they make you pay for previous damages
http://www.phuket.com/phuket-magazine/phuket-scams.htm
A more reliable taxi service: [email protected] mobile 081-258-7716
In Bangkok, you have to see Nana Plaza, and try the massage soapie places.
For a hot girl you find in a bar in Nana or Pattaya, ex 3,000 Baht short time with bar fine, that's only $80.
here are some links with everything you would want to know:
http://www.InternationalSexGuide.info/forum
http://www.bangkokredeye.com/bangkok...irl-rates.html
http://www.bangkokredeye.com/bangkok-soapy-massage.html
http://www.mysexpedition.com/finding...ars-in-bangkok
A guy I know went to thailand one time not knowing I been there before many times. It was his first time. He told me the girls get tested and are guaranteed clean. I said really. Telling that one to my buddy who has been going to thailand for the past 25 years and has a thai wife. Yes he married a bar girl. He said guaranteed clean means they take a shower. lol So true. But, everyones opion is different. You decide and tell us when you come back what you think.
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LOL. I go to Thailand a few times a year. If you believe wolf's ridiculous posts here, just stay home. He even makes the airport taxi sound dangerous. He must be one of those guys who saw The Hangover 2 and thought it was an accurate depiction.

Thailand isn't one of those countries where evil lurks behind every corner. It's safe and fun.

You can walk to the taxi kiosk near the airport exit after you get through immigration (same level as your arrival). Some cheap bastards will go upstairs to the departure level and grab a cab as it is dropping someone off and save 100 baht or so. But since it's your first trip, just take the certain route.

The ladies at the kiosk speak enough English to know which hotel you're at so they can tell the driver.

If you arrive at a normal hour, you can also take the airport rail link which is a cheap, clean, air-conditioned way to get you to wherever you're going near Sukhumvit. There is one transfer involved. In any case, get to know the skytrain because it's perfect for getting around up and down Sukhumvit. It's easy.

If you have Tmobile, the international roaming is slow, but free, so that will help if you're lost, but after a couple of days around Sukhumvit, you'll be oriented. You can do the whole sim card thing too, but it's not really necessary with all the WiFi. WiFi is everywhere too, so you can sit at some bar with your smart phone for a bit too if you need to get online. But make sure your hotel has good WiFi if you need to do business or make calls home.

Thailand is a monger paradise, one of the best particularly if you like Asian girls. If I was going to go to Thailand just for CBJs ... haha. That is the craziest advice ever. Fuck no! Do not listen to wolf. Go have fun. And go try all the various types of adult fun. BJ bars, soapies, regular massage places, Soi Cowboy, Nana, Artist District "J" bars, Eden, Tulip, Beergarden, Mango, late night street girls, etc.

Ladyboys ... much ado about nothing. Ladyboys are typically easy to pick out. Deeper voices, taller, very aggressive on the streets, perfect makeup, big fake tits, etc., and they usually look like, well, ladyboys. They aren't monsters who will kidnap you and rape you. Just say "no thank you" and keep walking. Hell, if you can't tell the difference and the surgery is that good, you have to ask yourself if it matters.

The majority of the girls working around Sukhumvit or Ratchdapisek (or Pattaya if you go there), etc., are sweet, country girls from the Northeast Isaan area. Some will be newbies. Some will be hardened pros. Each has pros and cons.

If you are going to be there for a while, go see some islands. There's an island for everyone, whatever your tastes. If you meet a girl you really like, she'll happily be your travel guide to the islands which will be helpful for navigating the bus/van/ferry.

BTW, the water festival wolf mentioned, Songkran, is actually a great time to go. Lots of fun, and you'll be surrounded by sexually-charged, nubile girls in wet T-shirts.
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Dupree,

I never said Thailand was dangerous.Thailand is actually very safe. If you want to take the non licensed taxi Jitney and be over charged. Maybe a ride to clothing store so he can make a commission. Be my guest. These cars that pick u up almost always are very low on gas. If you have any issue. You want to pay be able to hop out of the car and take another taxi.

Regarding lady boys. Yes, there are the obvious ladyboys. But, there is a saying in thailand that the most beautiful woman in thailand are men. I have see many ladyboys that I could not tell they were men. No I did not go with them.

Songkran, I have never seen woman not wearing bras outside in wet teeshirts. To me that is a wet teeshirt. Not a girl being just wet with cloths on. Maybe in clubs they have wet tee shirt shows. But, manytimes the girls are naked and or in bathing suits. So it does not matter. What you will see during Songron in Pattaya is thousands of people on the street with water guns and buckets of water. Throwing water on anyone that walks by from 11am usually is the start to 7pm-8pm at night. Now I can understand getting water squirted on you for an hour. Even maybe a few hours. But, If you like being soaken wet literally like you just got out of a swimming pool all day long. You will love it. I hated it. My worst parts would be in Pattaya during Songron when I wanted to go to the mall to walk around and with the no window buses having water buckets poured and thrown over me about 15 times before I made it to the mall. If you are on a motor bike. People run at you on the street and throw it in your face. Or going into a restaurant soaked was special. Thailand is sexually charged anyway. You don't have to go to Songkran to look for a sexually charged time. But, I will say the are many girls in thailand at that time. After 8pm I would go on the hunt and had a blast till 3-4am.
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The way I look at my trip to Thailand is the same way I look at going to the parlors here in the US, have a good time stay safe and get laid as much as possible. I've traveled enough to be comfortable in any situation and not walk around with my eyes wide open and my head on a swivel looking like the country bumpkin on his first trip. I understand where wolfmans advice comes from regardless of my travels I'm sure it is going to be sensory overload walking down soi cowboy or nana for the first time hell I'm expecting it and that's part of the fun, I'm expecting to be grabbed walking past gogo bars, by the freelancers and by the ladyboys but that's all part of the craziness so like wolfman and Dupree both said be polite say no thanks and keep moving.
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Just spent 5 days in Thailand last month.
here are a few tidbits from me for whatever its wort:
1) in Bangkok - Uber works and is great to and from the airport - the Skytrain is also a great way to move around
2) Avoid Nuru in BKK. BJ bars are also overrated
3) picking up girls in Soy Cowboy bars is easy fun and safe
4) Escort agencies are reasonable and have good girls
5) Paying 4-5000 baht for an all nighter is worth it
6) 5-star Hotels are reasonably priced and girl-friendly
7) Dont monger in Chiang Mai
8) Take a day trip to Auythia
9) Careful with sharing you number. One gal was spamming me and I had to block her
10) legit massages are worth it and oil massages are a nice break

Have an amazing time!!!
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Here is another good resource for mongering in Thailand. http://www.godsofthailand.com/

My suggestion is to meet some civilian girls on www.ThaiLoveLinks.com There are many girls that would love to meet you and play "tour guide" while you are there. There are plenty of whores, MP girls, Soapy Massage places....but all of my best experiences have been with civilian girls I met on TLL. If you meet any girls you like on TLL tell them you're coming to Thailand to meet them....don't tell them you're planning a vacation. They will think you came all the way there just to see them. They will feel obligated to give you some
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Hey Kid, do you think TLL can work for a 50-soething guy? Just wondering
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