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Unread January 25th, 2015
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There are so many inside jokes in this thread, Mongers got to wonder WTF we are yapping at.

Funny stuff tho, all of it if you know the inside jokes.
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1drmain does not eat because he is afraid of burning his tongue. If he does that then he can't taste the pussy he is eating after lunch.
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day 10 done.
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1drmain does not eat because he is afraid of burning his tongue. If he does that then he can't taste the pussy he is eating after lunch.
He has no tongue....it's rotted away!
Sick Bastard also has no sense of smell.....can't smell the nasty pussy he claims to munch.....but he won't take a table shower....afraid of catching something......lolololol.
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I'm a bit more handsome then Narcissus, lol


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Easy there Narcissus.
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I can't deny that. E sure does eat alot. Well, when you blow your load 5 times day you lose thousands of calories. Thus, you need to put that back into your body. E doesn't have a problem with that.


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There will be a massive brawl next time we GTG.
I cant help it my dentures come loose, and food flies, but here is a reason.
I have to eat fast before E. gets all the fucking food in his Pie Hole, and none is left over for anyone else.
1drmain doesn't eat ever as you know, because he has no table manners, and would get us kicked out of any restaurant because of that!

Stop picking on Old People too.... like me.
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Day 11 done.
Guys I have to say this has been a great run for me. I've met a couple new outstanding very sweet and genuine Chinese ladies that want to provide good massages.

1 more day to go. LOL
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Day 11 done.
Guys I have to say this has been a great run for me. I've met a couple new outstanding very sweet and genuine Chinese ladies that want to provide good massages.

1 more day to go. LOL
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Day 12 done and that's it all for now.
1drmain. Convert the crown from bronze to gold and engrave it with GOD.

1drmain, Just engrave it will KING. I like that better. LOL

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You have also met some ladies with bad breath and who enjoy it in the pooper, lol.


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Guys I have to say this has been a great run for me. I've met a couple new outstanding very sweet and genuine Chinese ladies that want to provide good massages.

1 more day to go. LOL
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