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Yeah, 10:40 PM is late, unless you're in Vegas, those spas are 24 hours, and some really hot girls over there.
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The day that a board that talks about reviewing whores becomes so PC that we can't joke about jerking off a dead guy...well I guess I will retire my MPKid handle and move to Cambodia!!! Damn....I hope it happens soon!!! LOL

PS: Sorry to ruin your mental imagery for the day. If it helps maybe you could picture him doing her doggie style...dropping dead, falling on the floor and having the whole parlor MMS and all trying to lift him back onto the table before calling the paramedics so they wouldn't get caught for being a FS MP??? Hard to explain how a dead naked guy got on the floor while getting a massage!!! Does that help??? LOL

Okay that 2nd image had me laughing so hard. I can totally picture MMS and 2 or 3 girls trying to heft him on the table. But what I really wonder about is did they make sure to give me a thorough cleaning with the warm towel and dry him before the paramedics got there.
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Sorry to say this, but I guess we now know why Ichi has been missing the last few months...

I feel bad for the therapist. I found my neighbor dead in his bathroom a few years back and that image still haunts me. Cant imagine having someone check out while your with them.
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The day that a board that talks about reviewing whores becomes so PC that we can't joke about jerking off a dead guy...well I guess I will retire my MPKid handle and move to Cambodia!!! Damn....I hope it happens soon!!! LOL

PS: Sorry to ruin your mental imagery for the day. If it helps maybe you could picture him doing her doggie style...dropping dead, falling on the floor and having the whole parlor MMS and all trying to lift him back onto the table before calling the paramedics so they wouldn't get caught for being a FS MP??? Hard to explain how a dead naked guy got on the floor while getting a massage!!! Does that help??? LOL
I thought my common core education joke was far more un PC....
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I don't think a corpse can get a hardon cause his blood stops pumping... I wonder how long she tried to tease the corpse and what she said..
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There are pictures on bestgore.com of dead guys with hard-ons so... maybe she didn't know that he came and went. http://www.bestgore.com/suicide/dead-men-with-hard-ons/
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lol there is no way i am clicking on that link.
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About 10 years ago a pretty old guy died on the table at Ginza (Ginja?) on Wilshire in Santa Monica. I went to see my ATF there a few days later and all the girls were still pretty shook up. I heard he died during the actual act, but who knows. A few days after that, I'm at that upstairs place on Lincoln (today its where A-1 is) and the provider was walking me to the door when she spotted an old guy walking up the stairs. She freaked and told the old fellow to go away and she had to be quite convincing...he didn't want to leave. After he left she told me she wasn't gonna do old guys anymore after what happened an Ginza.
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There are pictures on bestgore.com of dead guys with hard-ons so... maybe she didn't know that he came and went. http://www.bestgore.com/suicide/dead-men-with-hard-ons/
OMG, now I have a new fetish. Dead guys with hard ons!
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lol there is no way i am clicking on that link.
Holy Crap! I just clicked and saw the main page....cute Kgirl....
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