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Man Dies After Massage in Glendale my Friend worked here
http://articles.glendalenewspress.co...e-spa-employee
April 04, 2014|By Veronica Rocha, [email protected] A 66-year-old man died Thursday after receiving a massage at a newly opened spa in Glendale, police said. The man was reportedly lying on his back while getting the massage at about 10:40 p.m. at the spa in the 500 block of East Broadway when he suddenly coughed and became unresponsive, Glendale police spokeswoman Tahnee Lightfoot said. A spa employee said his eyes were closed during the massage, so she initially thought he was sleeping. Glendale fire personnel performed CPR and transported him the Glendale Adventist Medical Center, where he was pronounced dead. His identity was being withheld pending notification of next of kin, said Craig Harvey, spokesman for the Los Angeles County’s coroner’s office. |
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I hope he got his Happy Ending before he left. I wonder if the therapist got her tip? Not many places open that late that are legit...
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I wonder if she got mad because he was taking too long to cum...then realized she was beating a dead horse???
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You used a simple idiomatic expression and connected it to an occurrence from recent events. Long Live Common Core! |
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Jeez, now I can't get that visual out of my head...thanks Kid...LOL!
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PS: Sorry to ruin your mental imagery for the day. If it helps maybe you could picture him doing her doggie style...dropping dead, falling on the floor and having the whole parlor MMS and all trying to lift him back onto the table before calling the paramedics so they wouldn't get caught for being a FS MP??? Hard to explain how a dead naked guy got on the floor while getting a massage!!! Does that help??? LOL |
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I could not stop laughing at that one Kid. That's the way I want to go out , in my sleep and being rubbed all over by a HOT girl. |
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I give this 5 stars
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Too funny....
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