New AMP Coming Soon

[AMPgrrl]

Originally Posted by Hugh G. Rexion

the original post is from last summer. I can tell you I went to a place with a bunch of Yelp reviews and I thought it was legit but soon found different. The telling factor for me is if I see any women customers in the place.

Unless that woman customer is me, lol

[marsean]

Originally Posted by AMPgirl

Unless that woman customer is me, lol

Waaal AMPgirl,

what's your favorite position in man meets girl dalliance?

Are chin bouncing bon bons a distraction for your head game?

[AMPgrrl]

Originally Posted by marsean

Waaal AMPgirl,

what's your favorite position in man meets girl dalliance?

Are chin bouncing bon bons a distraction for your head game?

I don't do sausage so my answer to all of the above is "not interested".

[Workswithwood]

Originally Posted by AMPgirl

I don't do sausage so my answer to all of the above is "not interested".

Maybe you would be interested in a mustache ride with a clit sucking finish

[AMPgrrl]

Originally Posted by Workswithwood

Maybe you would be interested in a mustache ride with a clit sucking finish

Nah. If she has a mustache that's a deal breaker.

But I can work with a Merkin

[deezguy]

Originally Posted by AMPgirl

Nah. If she has a mustache that's a deal breaker.

But I can work with a Merkin

I haven’t heard that word in ages. With this trend of everyone wanting to look like a baby, most people see merkins as being irrelevant.

[AMPgrrl]

Originally Posted by Deezguy

I haven’t heard that word in ages. With this trend of everyone wanting to look like a baby, most people see merkins as being irrelevant.

Maybe but you gotta love a girl who can rock a Merkin, lol.

[deezguy]

Originally Posted by AMPgirl

Maybe but you gotta love a girl who can rock a Merkin, lol.

Maybe you’re right. I’m not a fan of picking out pubic hair from between my teeth or trying to pick stuck pubes off of my tongue. A convertible muff would be great. Simply pull back for oral action.

[marsean]

Originally Posted by AMPgirl

Nah. If she has a mustache that's a deal breaker.

But I can work with a Merkin

But the question is: Do You? Did you pay eBay's $48.95 rate? You're set, that's for sure...so why your handle? Doesn't match up unless you do the job sans fun...?

It ain't no biggie

[marsean]

Originally Posted by AMPgirl

Nah. If she has a mustache that's a deal breaker.

But I can work with a Merkin

Woody,


she don't like any large hardwood; she only be rockin a flip top muffin. But cravin both chicks crack to tongue. Ahhhh, I pass. Deal me in next hand...