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You make an appt with a gal. A gal who knows you. She knows I'm going to fuck her, she knows we are going to do 69....I visit we strip down we get naked she is blowing me, then i pull her around for a little 69. and while eating and licking the vagina (which im the best in the world at) i smell her asshole....kinda like sweaty ass. Now, I understand an asshole should smell like this. However, I made the appt and told her I would be there in 30 minutes.......honey, go clean your asshole, right? anyway, i was just aggravated because i cut the 69 session short because of a sweaty asshole...swass was bad.
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You make an appt with a gal. A gal who knows you. She knows I'm going to fuck her, she knows we are going to do 69....I visit we strip down we get naked she is blowing me, then i pull her around for a little 69. and while eating and licking the vagina (which im the best in the world at) i smell her asshole....kinda like sweaty ass. Now, I understand an asshole should smell like this. However, I made the appt and told her I would be there in 30 minutes.......honey, go clean your asshole, right? anyway, i was just aggravated because i cut the 69 session short because of a sweaty asshole...swass was bad.
LOL...That is funny but on the other hand how many half wiped sweaty asses do she have to endure each day?
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You make an appt with a gal. A gal who knows you. She knows I'm going to fuck her, she knows we are going to do 69....I visit we strip down we get naked she is blowing me, then i pull her around for a little 69. and while eating and licking the vagina (which im the best in the world at) i smell her asshole....kinda like sweaty ass. Now, I understand an asshole should smell like this. However, I made the appt and told her I would be there in 30 minutes.......honey, go clean your asshole, right? anyway, i was just aggravated because i cut the 69 session short because of a sweaty asshole...swass was bad.
You have to learn to breath out of your ears Bro!
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true MPkid, she is definitely around fat smelly monger butts daily. unfortunately, I will not have another 69 session with her. it would bring back stinky memories, lol.

I may, in the future ask each gal I plan to do 69 with....Hey, by the way, did you wash your asshole just now? lol
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true MPkid, she is definitely around fat smelly monger butts daily. unfortunately, I will not have another 69 session with her. it would bring back stinky memories, lol.

I may, in the future ask each gal I plan to do 69 with....Hey, by the way, did you wash your asshole just now? lol
Damn amateurs! LOL If I see a noodle hanging out of a chicks asshole I'll just suck it up like "Lady and the Tramp" and keep going!! HAHAHA
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You make an appt with a gal. A gal who knows you. She knows I'm going to fuck her, she knows we are going to do 69....I visit we strip down we get naked she is blowing me, then i pull her around for a little 69. and while eating and licking the vagina (which im the best in the world at) i smell her asshole....kinda like sweaty ass. Now, I understand an asshole should smell like this. However, I made the appt and told her I would be there in 30 minutes.......honey, go clean your asshole, right? anyway, i was just aggravated because i cut the 69 session short because of a sweaty asshole...swass was bad.
I guess I'm just a freak. I love the smell of a women's sweaty asshole. If there's cum dripping out of it...I'm out...but musty butt makes my boy up...mixed with some sweet poon smell and I'm off to the races.

Obviously, there is a line between smell and stench. But you're talking to a guy that regularly snakes providers underwear whenever possible...

I'm a freak, a super freak, I'm super freaky!
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Sick bastards, LOL


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I guess I'm just a freak. I love the smell of a women's sweaty asshole. If there's cum dripping out of it...I'm out...but musty butt makes my boy up...mixed with some sweet poon smell and I'm off to the races.

Obviously, there is a line between smell and stench. But you're talking to a guy that regularly snakes providers underwear whenever possible...

I'm a freak, a super freak, I'm super freaky!
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I will second that Dm 65,sick bastards lol....there is nothing worst when you eat pussy for funky smells ,don't care where they come from,a clean snatch, I can dine for hours.
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I guess I'm just a freak. I love the smell of a women's sweaty asshole. If there's cum dripping out of it...I'm out...but musty butt makes my boy up...mixed with some sweet poon smell and I'm off to the races.

Obviously, there is a line between smell and stench. But you're talking to a guy that regularly snakes providers underwear whenever possible...

I'm a freak, a super freak, I'm super freaky!
A lot of guys love some funk smell.
I dont care about a little sweat smell but stink.....no way!
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Hey 1drmain, Just SUCK it up and bring a cloths pin with you to put on your nose. Better yet bring some nice smelling butt spray.
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