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So who took the picture of you bending over topless in lace panties?

"All pics are real!"

Yes, they are real pictures. Just not of you.

"If I'm not the girl in the picture, your service is free!"

Before or after your pimp boyfriend forces the door open and takes the money anyway?

"New to town!"

That's why you already have a local number. Not because it's your booker's number.

"Calls only, no texting or emails."

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So who took the picture of you bending over topless in lace panties?

"All pics are real!"

Yes, they are real pictures. Just not of you.

"If I'm not the girl in the picture, your service is free!"

Before or after your pimp boyfriend forces the door open and takes the money anyway?

"New to town!"

That's why you already have a local number. Not because it's your booker's number.

"Calls only, no texting or emails."

Guaranteed pro hooker.
What gets me is the "no black gentlemen please"

It makes me want to call and do my best ghetto impersonation and then chubby white middle aged me shows up at the door....LOL!
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What gets me is the "no black gentlemen please"

It makes me want to call and do my best ghetto impersonation and then chubby white middle aged me shows up at the door....LOL!
"No games & drama free!"

Means she's as crazy as they come.

"I come alone"

She'll walk in alone. Her boyfriend will be waiting in the car outside your place.

"No escort"

But will get naked for you and rub you and suck you like a vacuum for money. Not an escort.

"Amazing sensual massage. … Legit only, please be respectful."

I think we have reached a new age where hand jobs are the norm. Unless you ask for one, then it's disrespectful.
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Okay now I get that what is posted is the normal, but there are exceptions.

I know because on the picture thing I have been asked by a provider to take pictures of her with her phone for a new add. I also know that 2 gals that work together independently take photos of each other...just saying.

As far as the no black men...yeah pimps don't want to have a turf war or risk losing their girls to another pimp. OR they have had a really bad experience with this demographic...I notice many adds that state no black men under 40 or something like that.

Overall though it is all true and this post made me laugh.
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