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Just a rant. I was at a shop in Whittier and I after getting a CBJ, I asked the provider to turn for doggie. She was hesitant to the point of being hostile. I should have taken the hint. As I was about to enter, I was hit by the odor. Immediately, I thought of Goldstein from "Harold and Kumar", "Don't you wipe???"
That killed it for me. I wasn't about to do anything more. You're thinking, "Turn her over, so you don't smell it!" In mish, I didn't want my balls slapping against her dirty asshole. I was out after 15.
Providing the services these girls do, why are some of them so lazy or what makes them think their shit don't stink?
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Just a rant. I was at a shop in Whittier and I after getting a CBJ, I asked the provider to turn for doggie. She was hesitant to the point of being hostile. I should have taken the hint. As I was about to enter, I was hit by the odor. Immediately, I thought of Goldstein from "Harold and Kumar", "Don't you wipe???"
That killed it for me. I wasn't about to do anything more. You're thinking, "Turn her over, so you don't smell it!" In mish, I didn't want my balls slapping against her dirty asshole. I was out after 15.
Providing the services these girls do, why are some of them so lazy or what makes them think their shit don't stink?
I immediately thought of Jack Black in along came polly - she just sharted....LOl!
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Ha. I had a GMILF massage a few years back and to get off during HE, I slipped a finger inside her pussy. OMG. The chemical warfare boys should have her in for study. It took a day and a half to get the horrible smell off my finger.

Back in the day, moms didn't tell their daughters not to wipe their buttholes to the front - that put traces of shit in their vulvas. Back in the day, one in 5 girls would have absolutely horrific sewer smell...
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if it smells that bad, it's a yeast infection. Her showering won't do it.
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if it smells that bad, it's a yeast infection. Her showering won't do it.


not a yeast infection.. Proabably Haemophilus vaginalis or now called Gardnerella...its the worst smelling ... like a million dead fish
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not a yeast infection.. Proabably Haemophilus vaginalis or now called Gardnerella...its the worst smelling ... like a million dead fish
Haha. This was not yeast infection or Gardnerella vaginitis. This was from the other side. It was plain ol' shit stink.
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