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Bang away, Lulu
Bang it good and strong What in the world will the Navy do When good old Lulu's gone? Some girls work in the market places; some girls work in stores, But Lulu works in a Dockside house with forty other whores. My Lulu had a baby. It was her pride and joy. She would have named it Lulu, but the bastard was a Boy! She took me to the stable, then we sat down in the stalls. And every time a horse would neigh, she’d grab me by the balls. She took me to a mountaintop and banged me on a hill. When every time I said I won’t, my echo said, “I Will” (echo I Will) Oh, Lulu, she ain’t very old, she’s only twenty three. She spent one night with a sailor boy, who’d come home from sea. Next morning, they both kissed good-bye upon the city docks. Lulu had his money, and the sailor had the pox! I wish I were a bar of soap in me Lulu’s tub, For ev’ry time she took a bath, her bosom I would rub. Me Lulu, she’;s a clean one, she always smells real nice Although she has the pox and wart, she hasn’t any lice. Well Lulu has another trait that men know very well When she lies down and spreads her legs, she has that special smell Well Lulu’s explanation when men turn away in shock She says, ”Don’t look at me, good Sir, we must be near the dock.” I wish I was a diamond ring upon me Lulu’s hand, For ev’ry time she scratched her ass, I’d see the promised land. I asked her to marry me, she said “You’re very nice, But I’ll make you a better deal, I’ll let you ride half price.” I went down to the bakery to give me Lulu bread, ‘cause in return she always gives me head. I did return the favor as is my predilection, But ‘cause I’d eaten half the loaf, she got a yeast infection. Sometimes I got a nickel and sometimes I got a dime, But when I got a quarter, Lulu lays it on the line, My Lulu was arrested; ten dollars was the fine. She said to the judge, "Take it out of this ass of mine, My Lulu's tall and sprightly. My Lulu's tall and thin. I caught her by the railroad track jacking off with a coupling-pin, Bang away, Lulu Bang it good and strong What in the world will the Navy do When good old Lulu's gone? Bang away, my Lulu; bang away good and strong. Oh, what'll we do for a damn good screw when our Lulu's dead and gone? 
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#2
April 20th, 2022
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-wrhsnNrkk
[Chorus] Merrily, merrily So merry are we Let's do together what comes naturally We've got lots of fun positions to try And don't be afraid to let your freak flag fly! [Verse 1] Well, A is for Anal, let's start from behind While B is for Ben-wah, my kegels to mind C for Clitoris, you mustn't neglect While D is for Dildo to help ya get wrecked! [Verse 2] E is for Eyesight, so fun to blindfold F is for Flogger, now do as you're told! G's for the G-spot, not that hard to find While H is for Head, if you'd be so kind! [Chorus] Merrily, merrily So merry are we Let's do togethеr what comes naturally We've got lots of fun positions to try And don't bе afraid to let your freak flag fly! [Verse 3] I is for Intercourse, hope ya don't lack J's for the junk in the front or the back K is for Kinky, there's all kinds to choose While L is for Lube, which you always must use! [Verse 4] M is for Masturbate, learn to self-please N is for Nipples, to pinch and to squeeze O is for Orgasm, oh-oh-good Lord! P's for the Prostate, so often ignored! [Chorus] Merrily, merrily So merry are we Let's do together what comes naturally We've got lots of fun positions to try And don't be afraid to let your freak flag fly! [Verse 5] Q are for Quickies, fun once in awhile R is for rope tied in Shibari-style S is for Stroker to pleasure your cock T is for Tens Unit, to give a shock! [Verse 6] U is for Undies in satin or lace V for Vibration - it isn't a race W for Wand to use on your crotch X is the rating on the films that I watch! [Chorus] Merrily, merrily So merry are we Let's do together what comes naturally We've got lots of fun positions to try And don't be afraid to let your freak flag fly! [Verse 7] Y is for Yearning your lover creates Z for their Zeal - your hunger it sates... Z's also for Zipper, try not to get stuck And now I have sung you some new ways to fuck! [Chorus] Merrily, merrily So merry are we Let's do together what comes naturally We've got lots of fun positions to try And don't be afraid to let your freak flag fly!
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#3
April 22nd, 2022
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The Misbehavin' Maidens perform "Twiddles," a song written by Janie Meneely, with verses added by the Misbehavin' Maidens
WARNING: CONTAINS COPIOUS INNUENDO. (Note: This song has sexual language in it, so keep that in mind) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC5JH_RJXEE Oh you hear a lot of stories 'bout the sailors and their sport About how every sailor has a girl in every port But if you added 2 and 2 you'd figure out right quick It's just because the girls all have a lad on every ship And it's Twiddle ee ai dee ai dee ai Twiddle ee ai dee ei It's often times a man will leave you broken with dismay And it's Twiddle ee ai dee ai dee ai Twiddle ee ai dee ei There's other things to twiddle when the men have sailed away Lucky Annie was a lady who'd been pleased by many men They all would sail away but then they'd come right back again But if they never sailed her way she really didn't care Cause I know that you don't need a man to twiddle under there And it's Twiddle ee ai dee ai dee ai Twiddle ee ai dee ei It's often times a man will leave you broken with dismay And it's Twiddle ee ai dee ai dee ai Twiddle ee ai dee ei There's other things to twiddle when the men have sailed away Saber had her lovers, they came in at every door You could even say that she was really quite a whore But when she needs some pleasing, she knows just where to go I grab my good friend Madam Rouge and we go down below And it's Twiddle ee ai dee ai dee ai Twiddle ee ai dee ei It's often times a man will leave you broken with dismay And it's Twiddle ee ai dee ai dee ai Twiddle ee ai dee ei There's other things to twiddle when the men have sailed away There was a time when Rouge she found the sailor men a bore Each new one was more tiresome than the one she had before Now she finds more joy in breeches than she ever did of old I'm more fond of their bulges when they're pouches full of gold And it's Twiddle ee ai dee ai dee ai Twiddle ee ai dee ei It's often times a man will leave you broken with dismay And it's Twiddle ee ai dee ai dee ai Twiddle ee ai dee ei There's other things to twiddle when the men have sailed away Why the boys would look at her, it puzzled poor Flint Locke She would sit and smile and nod and let them brag and talk But if they tried to touch her well she'd put them on the run Cause why would I need a lover when I've got myself a gun And it's Twiddle ee ai dee ai dee ai Twiddle ee ai dee ei It's often times a man will leave you broken with dismay And it's Twiddle ee ai dee ai dee ai Twiddle ee ai dee ei There's other things to twiddle when the men have sailed away So next time you're with a lady and she takes you to her bed Be sure to please her well, and remember what we've said For if you do not treat her right then know that this is true Us ladies all can have our fun without involving you And it's Twiddle ee ai dee ai dee ai Twiddle ee ai dee ei It's often times a man will leave you broken with dismay And it's Twiddle ee ai dee ai dee ai Twiddle ee ai dee ei There's other things to twiddle when the men have sailed away And it's Twiddle ee ai dee ai dee ai Twiddle ee ai dee ei It's often times a man will leave you broken with dismay And it's Twiddle ee ai dee ai dee ai Twiddle ee ai dee ei There's other things to twiddle when the men have sailed away
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#4
April 22nd, 2022
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSdINEsB9QE
We're off the coast of Mexico Nothing but tequila and donkey shows We got some sluts and Wolf got an aas And further south we go Land ho, to Panama we go! We've reached the port of Panama Nothing rhymes with Panama We only found two women So we had to share their vaginas Land ho, and off to France we go! We're sailing off to France...FUCK France! We're sailing off to Portugal To steal ourselves some horse and gold We had our share but there's too much hair So we sold them back to Portugal Land ho, to India we go! We're sailing into India That's where we'll stick it into ya' We slapped our cocks against their dots And came across their chindias Land ho, to Antarctica we go! Well now we're in Antarctica We'll leave this place for Shackleton For it's far too cold in a penguin's hole And the shrinkage is too gnarlica Land ho, to America we go! But, we've ended up in Canada What the hell's in Canada? We saw a tree and a grizzly bear But its a felt like sandada Land ho, and further south we go! We've sailed around the world ya' know And we've had our share of dirty hoes But if we had our pick, we'd leave our ship In the nice warm land of donkey shows Land Ho!
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#5
April 22nd, 2022
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Sexoffender can you confirm you are at least 18 y/o? If not you shouldn't be here! Do you take full responsibility for your actions on this site? Or do you have to gain permission from Daddy had cock or Tabitha Meow?
Heard of Russian Disinformation but you guys better beg for your jobs back at the Circus!
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#6
April 22nd, 2022
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Merry Wives of Windsor
https://youtu.be/BLtTqazAD8A (Note: This song has strong sexual language in it, so keep that in mind. If you are offended so what) Some folks have a pussy, a bunny or a bitch Some folks have a little ass, with fleas that make them itch But me, I raise chickens, and I've a favorite one He's Dick, my little cockerel, but I don't know where he's gone Has anybody seen my cock, my big Westchester red? He's mostly pink, with a little bit of blue and purple 'round his head He stands straight up in the morning, and gives me quite a shock Has anybody seen, has anybody seen, has anybody seen my cock? He's a plucky little fellow, he'll stand straight up for me He'll raise his head again and again, it fills my heart with glee He wakes me every morning with his cock-a-doodle-doo Now that he's gone, I miss him, and my coop is feeling blue Has anybody seen my cock, my big Westchester red? He's mostly pink, with a little bit of blue and purple 'round his head He stands straight up in the morning, and gives me quite a shock Has anybody seen, has anybody seen, has anybody seen my cock? His two enormous wattles hang proudly down below His beak curves just exactly right, the best you'll ever know He crows just in the perfect spot, and he always hits the 'G,' Though he struts around the chicken coop, he always comes with me Has anybody seen my cock, my big Westchester red? He's mostly pink, with a little bit of blue and purple 'round his head He stands straight up in the morning, and gives me quite a shock Has anybody seen, has anybody seen, has anybody seen my cock? I peeked inside a chicken coop, and there I chanced to see A dozen cocks lined in a row, all waiting there for me And now I've got a different cock for each day of the week If Dick would only come back home, my life would be complete Has anybody seen my cock, my big Westchester red? He's mostly pink, with a little bit of blue and purple 'round his head He stands straight up in the morning, and gives me quite a shock Has anybody seen, has anybody seen, has anybody seen my cock? Has anybody seen, has anybody seen, has anybody seen my cock? https://youtu.be/fyVMqRjHNdc Last edited by Drporndagger; April 22nd, 2022 at 10:13 PM. Reason: More stuff
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#7
April 22nd, 2022
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All the Lads in Town
Song by The Merry Wives of Windsor https://youtu.be/6uo371l0B1A Johnny is a handsome lad And asked me for to wed. And I would marry Johnny But me father up and said, "I am sorry to tell you, daughter, What your mother never knew, But Johnny is a son of mine And so is kin to you." The boy that I will marry will be handsome, strong, and tall, And he will sing my praises and be at my beck and call. The boy that I will marry will keep me satiated, And every night in bed I'll pray that we are not related. William is a handsome lad And so is Pat O'Brian. So too is Mickey Grady And his younger brother Ryan. But father was a busy man. His seed so far did spread. He told me they're my brothers all. So safe my maidenhead. The boy that I will marry will be handsome, strong, and tall, And he will sing my praises and be at my beck and call. The boy that I will marry will keep me satiated, And every night in bed I'll pray that we are not related. Ye never saw a lass so sad And sorry as I was. The lads in town were all my kin And me father was the cause. If I should die a single maid For that adulterer's sport, I think I'll go to mother for His wanderings to report. "Now, daughter, didn't I teach you To forgive and to forget? Himself he sowed his wild old oats, But that you needn't fret. Your father may be father To all the lads but still, He's not the one that sired you So marry who you will." The boy that I will marry will be handsome, strong, and tall, And he will sing my praises and be at my beck and call. And since my mother twiddled with a sailor come from sea, I'll find myself a handsome lad who'll not be kin to me. The boy that I will marry will be handsome, strong, and tall, And he will sing my praises and be at my beck and call. The boy that I will marry will keep me satiated, And every night in bed I'll pray that we are not related.
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#8
April 22nd, 2022
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Hey Nonny Nonny
https://youtu.be/opxNRp8NiZk A pretty girl men fight for They've even started wars How pretty does she have to be When she's down upon all fours? I find the ones who aren't so pretty Are diamonds in the rough Cause pretty girls may look good But the ugly know their stuff Just spend the night with Mabel I overcame my fears By going to the Gock and Bulls And drinking fifteen beers She'd do it all night long that girl She never calls it quits And her favorite way to please you Is by rubbing with her... *Chorus* Be they ugly or unsightly Or just plain make you sick Every girl is pretty With her lips wrapped 'round your... Hey Nonny Nonny Hey Nonny Nonny Hey Nonny Nonny Hey Nonny Nonny Hey Hey Hey Mad Hellen is from Bedlam She sees fairies, ghosts, and spots Her face is worn and drizzled And her hair is all in knots And when I get down off that ship I run straight to her bed 'Cause crazy girls do crazy things Whilst giving you some... *Chorus* Well Clair is such a scrawny girl As short as she is thin With buck teeth and a lazy eye And warts upon her chin But when she gets a man in bed She'll toss him like a rock It's like the devil takes her When she's gnawing on my... *Chorus* Well Madge is not a pretty one She frightens all the boys But if they'd only knew about The techniques she employs She'll swirl and twirl and spin you Then point it at her bum Then grin that toothless smile While she's gargling your... *Chorus* There's Gertie from Newcastle Who smells like fish and beer She's got one brow across her head And a cyst upon her rear But once you get to know her You'll really love that lass For when she goes to work She'll suck the bed sheets through your... Be they ugly or unsightly Or just plain make you sick Every girl is pretty With her lips wrapped 'round your... Hey Nonny Nonny Hey Nonny Nonny Hey Nonny Nonny Hey Nonny Nonny Hey Hey Hey Hey Nonny Nonny Hey Nonny Nonny Hey Nonny Nonny Hey Nonny Nonny
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#9
April 23rd, 2022
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Piss off Sexoffender. I pay women for sex. All the women consent to sucking my dick in exchange for money
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#10
April 23rd, 2022
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Ha! Some of us know who this is. No need to out his ass. It's a FAKE marsean. Note the gap after mar and before sean. He's a good natured sport. He knows that Sexoffender is total BS. Hay mar sean: keep this thread for the songs.
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