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Today on HX, a girl told me she is "Mixed Italian & Caucasian".

Earlier, I saw an ad on MRB with the handle: "Hotter_than_ice".

You have to love these girls and/or their bookers.

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There's an older lady on HX named calienteguera4U. Just for fun I sent her a note in Spanish and she scolded me...LOL!
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There's an older lady on HX named calienteguera4U. Just for fun I sent her a note in Spanish and she scolded me...LOL!
Was it something you said?
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There's an older lady on HX named calienteguera4U.
Anyone ever hit that? I always wondered if she kept busy.
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Well, I assumed she spoke some spanish....C'mon? What if I used the handle "anh dep" and someone replied to me in viet. Would I scold them because they replied to me tieng viet...

Hey that would be a cool handle....anh dep cu nhieu! LOL...See I don't even have the grammar right!
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Anyone ever hit that? I always wondered if she kept busy.
To be honest, I was drinking whiskey and just shot out a note. She doesn't turn me on at all. Not that she's not doable....but especially after the motherly rebuke...she's like a level 4 or something, so I'm surprised she even shot back at all.

There's an Asian GMILF named Cat or something that is also a level four...she posted about a lost phone or something a while back and I offered my condolences....no response....If she only knew what she was missing....James Dean! LOL.

BTW: Like a dumbass, I have the same handle there also....so I can't fly under the radar....rookie mistake!
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To be honest, I was drinking whiskey and just shot out a note. She doesn't turn me on at all. Not that she's not doable....but especially after the motherly rebuke...she's like a level 4 or something, so I'm surprised she even shot back at all

BTW: Like a dumbass, I have the same handle there also....so I can't fly under the radar....rookie mistake!
I've learned not to drink and blog. WTF, i'm on my second glass of wine. :-)
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Well, I assumed she spoke some spanish....C'mon? What if I used the handle "anh dep" and someone replied to me in viet. Would I scold them because they replied to me tieng viet...

Hey that would be a cool handle....anh dep cu nhieu! LOL...See I don't even have the grammar right!
Perhaps you memorized the wrong line from your Spanish phrasebook!

"Pinche vieja" does not mean, "I like your photo in the ad."

Just kidding. Sometimes foreigners get real defensive about us locals daring to use their language. Go figure. I had an ATF once rip some white guy a new one over the phone right in front of me because he asked her "how much?" in Mandarin. With her accent, it wasn't a stretch to assume that she might be more comfortable talking in her own language.

Usually, foreigners appreciate the gesture. Some might get the idea you're talking down to them.

Or maybe she was just on the rag that day, and you couldn't win no matter what you said.
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BTW: Like a dumbass, I have the same handle there also....so I can't fly under the radar....rookie mistake!
LOL I did the same thing and then realized what a dummie I was and created a new handle and started ALL OVER to get rated. Now when I have a friend that want to use HX I will loan them my old handle
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LOL I did the same thing and then realized what a dummie I was and created a new handle and started ALL OVER to get rated. Now when I have a friend that want to use HX I will loan them my old handle
LOL!.. Now I'm such a whore monger with FX points I have girls "white listing" me for private albums...I have my own collection...I don't even need porn anymore!
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