you know you are a monger when......

[bcarson1500]

thats a good one.....(been there done that) !!!!

[OkiOpai]

You know you're an AMP monger when you can tell which girls are working by the cars in the parking lot...

[Dilly Dilly]

You know you are a monger when you know what girl is getting fucked in the next room by the sounds of her moans.

[Dilly Dilly]

Originally Posted by OkiOpai

You know you're an AMP monger when you can tell which girls are working by the cars in the parking lot...

When you want to see the NEW girl, but first you check the parking lot to make sure your ATF is not working that day.

[MPkid]

When you are sad to see a review pop up of the girl you have kept undercover and thought you were the only one

[YrrchSebor]

lol, funny stuff!

when you spend hours paging thru MPR, Backpage, and even driving by a few AMPs, but you don't end up going anywhere because you can't decide between the many options and eventually all your usual spots are closed for the night.

[Dilly Dilly]

Originally Posted by MPkid

When you are sad to see a review pop up of the girl you have kept undercover and thought you were the only one

BUT you are so PUSSY WHIPPED you don't care and you keep going back for more.

[Chogori]

You know you're a monger when you start getting a woodie when you pass the, Entering Little Saigon sign.

[asiansam]

Originally Posted by MPkid

When you are sad to see a review pop up of the girl you have kept undercover and thought you were the only one

It's probably happened to all of us. I don't know about the rest of you, but while it hurts emotionally, reading a hardcore review of an ATF gives me wood like nothing else! And it makes me want to go fuck her again ASAP! I admit I'm a sick fuck, but there is a whole genre of porn dedicated to "cuckold fantasies," so apparently I'm not alone...

[YrrchSebor]

when you recognize all the songs on the cd of relaxing music at your favorite place, and you even go home and try to play one or two of them on your guitar.