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[I don't have to worry about her husband kicking my ass. If he finds out he will flat out kill me. He is a big San Francisco 49er fan and in a couple of hours he will go to a bar in San Clemente and watch the game. During that time, I will fuck his bride again. Hopefully, I will live long enough to provide an update.[/quote]

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On January 2, 2014 I had sex with a former girlfriend who is Mexican American and about 15 years younger than me. She is a civilian. As I have stated, I generally only have sexual relations with prostitutes. However, I recently had every test known to man and I came out clean.

Since we broke up she has gained at least 20 pounds and she was sorta fat to start with. She has sloppy titties and a gut that makes her look 6 months pregnant. She also has a full bush.

Oh, and she also is now married to a big Mexican American guy who is at least 20 years younger than me, five inches taller and outweighs me by 40 pounds. Perhaps that added to excitement.

We always had great sex in the past- that was never our problem. Anyway, she went nuts while we were doing it- begging me to give her a baby, etc. It was a hot as it gets. She has been texting me nonstop about getting together again.

I don't have to worry about her husband kicking my ass. If he finds out he will flat out kill me. He is a big San Francisco 49er fan and in a couple of hours he will go to a bar in San Clemente and watch the game. During that time, I will fuck his bride again. Hopefully, I will live long enough to provide an update.
That sounds like a huge turn off of a woman. How in the world did you stay hard?
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That sounds like a huge turn off of a woman. How in the world did you stay hard?
You didn't get the memo? Obama declared Jan 2, 2014 National Fuck a Fatty day! C'mon now... keep up on your monger news!
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Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat! Damn I missed it, gonna have to make it up with 2 fatty's next year, can't wait.
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That sounds like a huge turn off of a woman. How in the world did you stay hard?

Yeah, I get what your saying. I normally don't enjoy being with 165 lb. women but somehow I can still get rock hard with her. I just don't mind heftier Mexican girls. On the other hand, I have not interest in overweight Asians. I quit trying to figure myself out about 25 years ago.
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Glad to see you're alive TJ!
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