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I didn't ask MMS where she was going because my wife was there. I was just glad she didn't recognize me and start waving asking why I don't come there long time... LOL[/quote]

Exactly....Hi Fred, why you don't come too long...we have a lotta new girl!
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Mouses are hung like horses relative to their body size, Fleas [nasty ass fleas] have a penis 3 times their body length.
Squirrels on the other hand.....
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When you size up every Asian woman and ask yourself "how much would she charge"?... When you tell your wife you'll wait in the car while she shops in the Hawaii Super Market because you were spotted there before by some massage girls ...
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You know you're a monger when half the people in your phones address book are named Coco.
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your dollar bills smell of baby oil...
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You know you're a monger when you meet some lady in a bar, she gives you her phone number, and you start searching it for reviews...
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you are perfectly comfortable getting an erection in front of a masseuse, even when you know she's completely legit.
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the meal you plan on eating after your session is more exciting than the massage/hj
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when the "hot" girl at work is only "heh, whatever" to you
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lol, funny stuff!

when you spend hours paging thru MPR, Backpage, and even driving by a few AMPs, but you don't end up going anywhere because you can't decide between the many options and eventually all your usual spots are closed for the night.
So true! I can't remember how many times I've run out the clock on myself only to be forced to rub one out so I can sleep!!
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