Best way to see the girls without paying

[dj110]

Man. I don't know how many times I've read reviews on here of places with hot babes. Then I go in am shown to the room and while I'm waiting I can hear what sounds like super cute college girls talking and giggling outside. Can hear the sound of high heels walking along with tiny petite bodies in them. Only to have the 1 water buffalo wearing green Crocs come into my room and start massaging me with her sand paper hands. Then to ad insult to injury. I hear the rooms next to me fill up with those high heels and cute giggles and can feintly make out the dudes saying how cute they are. Then I can hear the soft moans of both the girls and the mongers as my Yetti masseuse grunts and sweats all over my back only to take breaks to wipe her dripping nose

[traveler26]

I thought I was the only one who had the skill to get the one not so good looking and older chick in a place full of younger hotties. I remember a place I went to where I'd see young hotties always up front. How can it go wrong? So, first couple trips there I got an anything but young and hot one. Both times had a couple hot ones up front with the less than hot one in the back. Then leaving, I'd see a 3rd hottie to really rub it in. I decided I would give it one more chance and got a good one who became a regular.

Nowadays, I have no time or patience or want to spend money on a massage at any of these places unless I know I am getting someone I will find attractive. I have gone in and left many places after talking with the person up front if I don't know what awaits.

[Richard Boinkwell]

What you do is take in your phone and show the ad announcing "New Girls!" or "New management, all new staff!" or whatever the BS line is and show the picture of the girl you want to see. Mamasan will say that those are only "examples" and you ask for the girl that she is an example of and she brings out Laundry Lady and then you walk away saying that you are going to file a complaint with the BBB.
Please let us know what happens next. In my case I got a $20 discount.

[Yinzer]

Goodness, we are bitter! It's a blind date, guys! Yes, sometimes what we imagine to be a vision turns out to be a sight, but I'm not so sure our hairy backs and beer bellies are the stuff of these lady's dreams, either. Sometimes, and this is the reason we keep going, sometimes, we get so much better than we deserve. Off on another blind date right now.

Cheers

[funtimes07]

Originally Posted by Yinzer

Goodness, we are bitter! It's a blind date, guys! Yes, sometimes what we imagine to be a vision turns out to be a sight, but I'm not so sure our hairy backs and beer bellies are the stuff of these lady's dreams, either. Sometimes, and this is the reason we keep going, sometimes, we get so much better than we deserve. Off on another blind date right now.

Cheers

First of all, we're not bitter, we're just wiser than before. It's only a "blind date" if you want it to be a blind date. I'm not so worried about the money, but my TIME AWAY is very valuable. I'm not going to waste an hour on some laundry lady. I'd rather try my luck somewhere else or just wait for another day. And who says we all have hairy backs, beer bellies and aren't attractive? My back is smooth, my stomach is flat and I've been told I'm an attractive guy (and no, not just by paid MP workers, lol). So maybe for you it's a blind date and you're happy with whatever you get, but some of us just expect more than others, and there's nothing wrong with that.

ps: I hope your "blind date" turned out well!

[Obsessive]

Seems like 2007-2012 or so the shops with hot girls were plentiful and taking occasional risks or focusing on reviewed places worked well. I'm talking mostly of the HJ places. Now it's a crapshoot of random old ladies or beasts of different large sizes.

I think it's the economy. When it's bad, the hotties can't make a buck other ways. When it's good, they can work regular jobs and don't need to make a living jacking old farts. It's the same thing with fishing for college-age hotties for outcall. When the economy sucks they will show up for 150 and everything is on the menu if you treat them decently. When the economy is strong, you'll be lucky to get just a good solid BBBJ & swallow for 200 and FS is 250 or more.

[ExecutiveVIP]

Originally Posted by funtimes07

DJ's right in that most places/girls don't want to do line ups. If I'm going to a new place and don't have a specific girl in mind, I'll just walk in and ask if Helen (or any name, it doesn't matter) is working. They usually look at me funny and say "Helen?"... I then play stupid and say "I think her name was Helen. Hmm, maybe Judy, now I'm not sure." What then normally happens is the lady I'm talking to will yell out to the other worker(s) and they'll come to the front and she'll ask them if they know a Helen. If one of the girls who came out is hot, I simply point at her and say "Hi! What was your name again?" and then she'll escort me to the room. Unfortunately, most of the girls who come out aren't hot so I end up saying I must have the wrong place and I walk out. Do they know what I'm doing? Yeah, probably 90% of them. But it works more than 60% of the time so I keep doing it.

I play this con as well. This con works best to find hot girls on the busiest days, like Fridays, but you need to do it during a "slow" period like 2 to 4 pm or so. They have the "A Team" hottest girls working on Fridays through Sunday for sure, on Mondays through Thursday you're more likely to get the "B Team". If you show up at 6:00pm and try to play this con, the hot girls will be busy getting fucked by the regulars who already know them, so you'll be dissapointed.

Another variation of this con is that I show up at a place where I know a hot girl, but I go on a day I already know she's off. If ask for her, then when Mamasan tells me she's off that day, I then pretend to be walking out, but ask for a line-up as a last resort "since I'm already here". The mamasan then tells the girls I'm "Jenny's/Coco's/Sugar's" regular client, and that makes them bring down their guard and look forward to stealing a regular away from a girl who's off that day.

So many mongers keep their best providers to themselves that this is how you find the hidden gems nobody wants to share.

[ExecutiveVIP]

Originally Posted by Richard Boinkwell

What you do is take in your phone and show the ad announcing "New Girls!" or "New management, all new staff!" or whatever the BS line is and show the picture of the girl you want to see. Mamasan will say that those are only "examples" and you ask for the girl that she is an example of and she brings out Laundry Lady and then you walk away saying that you are going to file a complaint with the BBB.
Please let us know what happens next. In my case I got a $20 discount.

Haha...good one!