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I've only been mongering for a few years but I've had my WTF moments. I may have posted some but some remained un-posted.

So, you're are there and things are going well with a nice provider then suddenly... WTF!
One was with a now retired independent escort, Nancy. I saw her several times and there were occasions when she sort of forgot to slip on the cover before FS. I never conciously went BBFS with her but during one meeting we had done a few positions, CFS. I pulled out and rolled onto my back. Nancy pulled off the condom and began to give me more BBBJ. I was delerious with sex pleasure. Forgetting that I no longer had a hat on, I rolled back onto heR and entered BB mish. I was pumping then I felt that shot of ecstasy. All of a sudden Nancy, who spoke very little English, muttered something to me. She slid out from under me and ran to the bathroom. I looked down at my bare little man and said, "WTF!" I kept telling Nancy I didn't know there was no condom.
Meanwhile, she stood next to bathroom vanity with her left foot propped up on the counter. She was using some sort of spermicide solution to rinse out her cooter. Of course, she looked very concerned. I came into the bathroom and she even took some of the spermicide and washed my junk with it. I'm not sure what that would've done.
After, she gave me a nice foot massage on the bed. Later, I got dressed and kept apologizing saying I didn't know. We hugged and kissed goodbye. When I walked out with my bottle of water, I wondered if she was still fertile. She claimed to be 48/49 but you can usually tack on 3-5 years to that.
That was definitely a bonehead move on my part. I've had others but not so bad. Anybody else wanna fess up?
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If this was the Nancy who used to work in OC off of Harbor, I wouldn't be too concerned about getting her pregnant. She's simply too old for that.

She was great though. Convenient, cheap, decent massage, good rimmer/hummer/camel.

She wasn't independent. Her booker still schedules girls at the same place.
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I had a WTF momen recently.

I was visiting a girl from HX at a hotel on Hotel Terrace. As I was leaving, walking down the steps, a door to another room opened and the woman inside called to me. It was a Japanese girl I had met a week earlier, at an AAMP.

The booker of that AAMP said she had "gone home", so I figured I'd never see her again. I had been kicking myself for not getting her contact info. Yet not one week later, she serendipitously fell into my lap.

I got her contact info and saw her a half dozen more times before she flew home.
You guys know how those hotels in that area are, so I'm not going to ask "what are the odds?" of bumping into another working girl there. But the odds of bumping into that particular girl, when she just happened to open the door as I was walking by .... Blessings from the monger gods.
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Classic....cool but also kinda freaky
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I had a WTF momen recently.

I was visiting a girl from HX at a hotel on Hotel Terrace. As I was leaving, walking down the steps, a door to another room opened and the woman inside called to me. It was a Japanese girl I had met a week earlier, at an AAMP.

The booker of that AAMP said she had "gone home", so I figured I'd never see her again. I had been kicking myself for not getting her contact info. Yet not one week later, she serendipitously fell into my lap.

I got her contact info and saw her a half dozen more times before she flew home.
You guys know how those hotels in that area are, so I'm not going to ask "what are the odds?" of bumping into another working girl there. But the odds of bumping into that particular girl, when she just happened to open the door as I was walking by .... Blessings from the monger gods.
That's some serious Twilight Zone pussy there!!! DAMN!!!
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I've only been mongering for a few years but I've had my WTF moments. I may have posted some but some remained un-posted.

So, you're are there and things are going well with a nice provider then suddenly... WTF!
One was with a now retired independent escort, Nancy. I saw her several times and there were occasions when she sort of forgot to slip on the cover before FS. I never conciously went BBFS with her but during one meeting we had done a few positions, CFS. I pulled out and rolled onto my back. Nancy pulled off the condom and began to give me more BBBJ. I was delerious with sex pleasure. Forgetting that I no longer had a hat on, I rolled back onto heR and entered BB mish. I was pumping then I felt that shot of ecstasy. All of a sudden Nancy, who spoke very little English, muttered something to me. She slid out from under me and ran to the bathroom. I looked down at my bare little man and said, "WTF!" I kept telling Nancy I didn't know there was no condom.
Meanwhile, she stood next to bathroom vanity with her left foot propped up on the counter. She was using some sort of spermicide solution to rinse out her cooter. Of course, she looked very concerned. I came into the bathroom and she even took some of the spermicide and washed my junk with it. I'm not sure what that would've done.
After, she gave me a nice foot massage on the bed. Later, I got dressed and kept apologizing saying I didn't know. We hugged and kissed goodbye. When I walked out with my bottle of water, I wondered if she was still fertile. She claimed to be 48/49 but you can usually tack on 3-5 years to that.
That was definitely a bonehead move on my part. I've had others but not so bad. Anybody else wanna fess up?
Some years ago I met a great lady at a semi-legit chiro office. She really knew how to provide a decent massage and to keep the session interesting. After a few visits to the office she suggested I come to her apt. So I did. On the flip there I am with my antenna up and she straddles me and starts rubbing my shoulders and then my belly. And all the time she remains dressed in a wide flowing skirt. Next thing I know she slides down and inserts my antenna. No cover, no lub (but hell she was wet) and no words, just a big cat-smile on her face. Since I was "in" I figured just go along for the ride. As I deposited by stuff she smiled and simply said "thank you". I was a little shaken and when it came time to pay-up realized that I had just enough $ for a massage session and she accepted the fact. No a very good business woman and found she left the area a few months later.
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My WTF moment was a couple of years back in Irvine. I got a number from BP for someone who was providing in Irvine. No face pics etc but bod looked nice. So I contacted and while texting back n forth it turned out she provides services in the same apartment complex as mine. She literally had a studio apt 50 steps up my place. That was weird enough and I battled the thought that it might be awkward later if I run into her on street as she did not know I live so close but I went anyway. Her name was Loren and she was an extremely nice person. We had a great session where she gave me a nice bbbj and some dfk. Then into CFS and I was so turned out I was fucking her hard missionary and I looked down and there was blood everywhere. Freaked the shit out of me. I asked her if she was okay and she said oops I am so sorry. I just got.my periods. She then asked if I want to keep fucking her as she was having too much fun and .... I did... In fact I loved it coz her pussy was so hot and moist later I took a shower in her apt and walked back to mine. We tried connecting again so many times but it seems like it was a weird temporary place for her. She had no furniture and just a mattress on the floor. A suitcase in one corner. Honestly, I do miss her. She was amazing!
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I had one this past weekend. I use to see a legit provider in the Brea/Fullerton area. I ended up hitting that and let her stay with me for some time. I helped her go to nursing school. Some shit happened and we had a major falling out about three years ago. Anyway this weekend I was visiting my old boss at Huntington Memorial after his heart surgery. After my visit I hear .... Hi xxxxx and it the ex provider. She has a part time nurses aid job while us is going to school. Any I got her number... sure love to fuck her again but she said she is living with a nice Chinese engineer.

It’s a small fucking world......WTF
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Small world for sure - I wonder how many of these girls successfully go legit and how long it takes for them to do so. I would imagine they 'wake up' around their late 20's and get going.
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Lol what about the guy who had a heart attack and his nurse ended up being his ATF from 10 years ago. Its very interesting to see some of these ladies go legit and where they end up.
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