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Default Guessing Providers Age

It's always quite a guessing game to estimate an Asian providers age. I have uncovered an ancient Chinese secret we can all use to guess their ages better. Use the Chinese Zodiac calendar. If you ask their age they will most often lie or not tell you. If you ask what their Chinese zodiac symbol is they will most often tell you because it is something to be proud of in their culture.
One of my ATFs just told me she was born the year of the Monkey. She looks like late 20's to early 30's but I would guess mid 30's. Being born year of the monkey, (based on the attached chart) she would either be: 22 years old, 34 or 46. I'm pretty sure I can rule out 22 and 46 so she would be 34. Just another tool in your arsenal to use in your favor! Have fun and monger longer!!!

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That's pretty cool. I'm gonna try it out today thanks for your info
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you can usually tell the general age of a provider by looking at her hands
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What if her hands are covered in oil and moving too fast?
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This is great. However, I'm so bad I could potentially be off by more than 12 years! Lol. But actually I could probably use this system successfully.

BTW, I'm a monkey too(46)

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You could ask them if they remember the war and if the say, the Korean War? There you go.

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What about Lily Yin ?
55?
67?
79?
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What if her hands are covered in oil and moving too fast?
I just chuckled out loud.
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Good job Rav...gotta be 67....
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I never ask any more. Sometimes, they ask me how old I am, to which I answer "Twenty five, same as you." Always makes them laugh.

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