Newt Gingrich.

[trooth]

Originally Posted by trooth

You may not have more than two dildos in a house.

I'm surprised nobody commented on this crazy law. What's the deal with the 2 Dildo limit??

(Only a Repuklikan gov't could think up such a stoopid law....)

[ichi the killer]

Well why would you need 2 dildo's? If one was for the ass and the other one the pussy, is no good. Sodomy, that's a sin. One for the girl one for the guy, gay. That’s a sin. We don't condone such sinful things.

[ichi the killer]

New thing from the Prude party, I mean the Republican Party. So Santorum now wants to ban porn that he deems "Obscene" with the makers subject to punishment. I wonder what punishment? Like getting fucked in the ass by "the fucking machine?"

Maybe public stoning and then burn the porn makers at the stake? how could any modern day western person vote for prudes like Santorum? I don't understand.

[trooth]

ichi the killer:
"Well why would you need 2 dildo's? If one was for the ass and the other one the pussy, is no good. Sodomy, that's a sin. One for the girl one for the guy, gay. That’s a sin. We don't condone such sinful things."



Even if there is only one dildo, you still cannot take a bath with a donkey.

But I think you can bathe with a camel. Although you would need a large outdoor tub, unless you have high ceilings and doors.

[hornyag101]

Originally Posted by ichi the killer

New thing from the Prude party, I mean the Republican Party. So Santorum now wants to ban porn that he deems "Obscene" with the makers subject to punishment. I wonder what punishment? Like getting fucked in the ass by "the fucking machine?"

Maybe public stoning and then burn the porn makers at the stake? how could any modern day western person vote for prudes like Santorum? I don't understand.

The religious right should just go back in there hole, it really bothers me as a moderate conservative that they have taken a foothold on the Republican party.

I related to the party when it was about fiscal responsibility and sensible judgement. Now I hear these nut bags talking about the fact that there should not be a separation of church and state, fuck that. They now talk about making America great but deviating from what the fore fathers set out. This is truly Un-American actions some in the Republican party are taking. It all began when they pandered to the religious right to get GWB his first term and now they are exploiting that.

I related to a small government, fiscally responsible Republican party. I know historically the religious right has had a role in the Republican party but now it's getting to be too much. I don't need a party that tells me how to live my life, that is not there role. When I want there opinion I will shove my fist up there ass and work there mouth like a dummy, not sodomy if it's my fist right?

I think I am finding out I am more libertarian than anything, I am smart enough to make my own decisions, I don't need someone to make them for me. I can't believe my brother said he likes Santorum the other day, this coming from a guy who fucks for pleasure and enjoy's porn. I hope he wasn't talking about the definition of Santorum

Reminds me of that anti-porn crook Charles Keating, self righteous cock suckers like that all have me wondering what there compensating for. Sort of like those staunch anti-gay guys who eventually get caught sucking dick.

[trooth]

Originally Posted by hornyag101

The religious right should just go back in there hole, it really bothers me as a moderate conservative that they have taken a foothold on the Republican party.
.....When I want there opinion I will shove my fist up there ass and work there mouth like a dummy, not sodomy if it's my fist right?

Careful; 'fisting' is definitely a pornographic activity. And you know Santorini and his minions want to make porn illegal. They could probably get you on multiple commandments if you do not proceed with caution.

[trooth]

Here's a pic of a donkey in a bathtub. I couldn't find one of a camel taking a bath, but while I was searching I found this pic of an elephant humping a camel. I know, 'close, but no cigar'.

I am not certain if this would be illegal in Arizona....

[hornyag101]

Originally Posted by trooth

Careful; 'fisting' is definitely a pornographic activity. And you know Santorini and his minions want to make porn illegal. They could probably get you on multiple commandments if you do not proceed with caution.

You know secretly those people get wet at just the thought, sick freaks.

[hornyag101]

Originally Posted by trooth

Here's a pic of a donkey in a bathtub. I couldn't find one of a camel taking a bath, but while I was searching I found this pic of an elephant humping a camel. I know, 'close, but no cigar'.

I am not certain if this would be illegal in Arizona....

I am pretty sure I saw that at Lake Havasu one year, either that or it was the last secret meeting between the democrat and republican leaders. Of course they took turns on us though, I am getting tired of being reamed.

[trooth]

Stare at these for a while; much better on the eyes than elephants and donkeys....